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nofx 03-17-2006 04:55 PM

blowjob question
 
have any of you recieved a blowjob from a girl with no teeth?

if so, was it better than a regular blowjob?

nofx 03-17-2006 05:05 PM

no one has gotten a toothless bj?

where the fuck is Fletch XXX or brizzad...I know those bitches could answer this...

MediaGuy 03-17-2006 05:05 PM

yeah yeah

Over-rated is the best word for it.

In my case I was lying on my back and she pulled out the dentures (this was a young chick, a Quebec stripper - where some people who come from backwater small town places and attitudes actually have their teeth removed entirely - for hygiene reasons wtf) and let them drop on the mattress.

Now, I didn't know she wore dentures. She wanted to pull a little surprise on me...

Yeah. So she stops the blowjob, then I hear a little drop-drop sound, and she gets back to work and I feel these two wet smooth hard teeth things clicking together and bouncing between my sack and butt... imagine.

She was good. But feeling the gum stubs where teeth used to be is kinda freaky. And sometimes it seems she thought - no teeth, I can really bite down here. Hah fuck no.

Anyway, nah, gumjobs are bullshit...

Thought I'd share that :D

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polish_aristocrat 03-17-2006 05:06 PM

how about a blowjob from a blind girl ?

Love Sex 03-17-2006 05:07 PM

gums get hard when the teeht are missing so no biting..

DeloreanRider99 03-17-2006 05:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nofx
have any of you recieved a blowjob from a girl with no teeth?

if so, was it better than a regular blowjob?

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

nofx 03-17-2006 05:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MediaGuy
yeah yeah

Over-rated is the best word for it.

In my case I was lying on my back and she pulled out the dentures (this was a young chick, a Quebec stripper - where some people who come from backwater small town places and attitudes actually have their teeth removed entirely - for hygiene reasons wtf) and let them drop on the mattress.

Now, I didn't know she wore dentures. She wanted to pull a little surprise on me...

Yeah. So she stops the blowjob, then I hear a little drop-drop sound, and she gets back to work and I feel these two wet smooth hard teeth things clicking together and bouncing between my sack and butt... imagine.

She was good. But feeling the gum stubs where teeth used to be is kinda freaky. And sometimes it seems she thought - no teeth, I can really bite down here. Hah fuck no.

Anyway, nah, gumjobs are bullshit...


Thought I'd share that :D

that indeed would freak me out as well...

so it seems gumstub blowjobs arent what I thought they would be.. :(

nofx 03-17-2006 05:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat
how about a blowjob from a blind girl ?

oh shit, that gave me an erection

noam 03-17-2006 05:12 PM

Skills is far more important than the tools available.

Violetta 03-17-2006 05:19 PM

what kinda girls have no teeth? Hockey players?

tranza 03-17-2006 05:28 PM

Fucked up question....

mechanicvirus 03-17-2006 05:33 PM

you mean like homeless girls? if so they are crazy.

MediaGuy 03-17-2006 05:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rockatansky
what kinda girls have no teeth? Hockey players?

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Grannies and those strippers i was talking about !

Sosa 03-17-2006 05:42 PM

lol jesus, reminds of being at a baseball tournament once where one of the cleaning ladies had 0 teeth and people were asking the same question.

CyberHustler 03-17-2006 05:44 PM

???????:disgust

markyman 03-17-2006 05:54 PM

toothless blowjob feels just the same as fucking a fleshlight

dunefield 03-17-2006 05:57 PM

what happened to fucking dead girls? :(

Love Sex 03-17-2006 06:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dunefield
what happened to fucking dead girls? :(

they got buried

nofx 03-17-2006 06:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dunefield
what happened to fucking dead girls? :(

what about a bj from a dead girl

GatorB 03-17-2006 06:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MediaGuy
yeah yeah

Over-rated is the best word for it.

In my case I was lying on my back and she pulled out the dentures (this was a young chick, a Quebec stripper - where some people who come from backwater small town places and attitudes actually have their teeth removed entirely - for hygiene reasons wtf) and let them drop on the mattress.

Now, I didn't know she wore dentures. She wanted to pull a little surprise on me...

Yeah. So she stops the blowjob, then I hear a little drop-drop sound, and she gets back to work and I feel these two wet smooth hard teeth things clicking together and bouncing between my sack and butt... imagine.

She was good. But feeling the gum stubs where teeth used to be is kinda freaky. And sometimes it seems she thought - no teeth, I can really bite down here. Hah fuck no.

Anyway, nah, gumjobs are bullshit...

Thought I'd share that :D

I had a simliar situation. Younger woman under 30. Had teeth removed( don't know why ) wore dentures. Took them out, felt weird. Don't think it added anything than it normally would have.

nofx 03-18-2006 02:11 PM

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Manowar 03-18-2006 02:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nofx
what about a bj from a dead girl

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