I am now accepting resumes r.e. the position of Arch Nemesis.
 

The successful candidate will have at least ONE physical trait that I can make fun of. Some examples would be: a hunchback, facial birthmark, morbid obesity or Canadian ancestry.

A lack of anything resembling intellect is appreciated. I will give preferential consideration to those in comas, those with downs syndrome, and Canadians.


Send all resumes to jimthefiend AT ********************





Thanks, and I look forward to abusing you. :thumbsup

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Bingo.


I'm eligible. :D

hahahahahahahahahahahah

Making fun of white-trash rednecks is way too easy. So I'm going to keep my mouth shut.

This is a GREAT opportunity for all you semi-retarded masochists out there.