Worst break up stories....
 

So what's the worst, funniest, lamest way someone has broken up with you or you have broken up with someone?


I was at a club, a few years ago, with my boyfriend and we were out drinking and dancing with friends having a great time. During the night we got separated-no big deal. When it was time to leave I couldn't find him. I went to the parking lot, car was gone. I called him to find out where he was, I could hear someone with him, and he told me it was over and he had left with another girl he had met at the club.

not me but.. My x's sister went to my x's house about two weeks ago and the sister found her boyfriends car in the yard. she didnt bother to knock, she pretty much just floored her tracker and rammed her boyfriends car into my x's house, then backed up and rammed it a couple more times. Thats a pretty good way to say 'we are done' I think.

Somehow she didnt get arrested either, they did send her off to the psycho ward for an evaluation but she got out a few hours later.

ouch that sucks.

Yeah, I'd pretty much have to agree. That sent a pretty strong message.

I know there's more great stories out there. Come on, don't be a wuss - share 'em! ;)

I was dating my highschool sweetheart - after working my ass off during my first semester at college - I saved up enough money to afford a beautiful ring that I was going to propose Christmas eve. I took the train home - took her out for a wonderful meal - got by the fire and tree - and 3 sentences before I asked her to marry me - she announces she felt guilty and wanted to say that she met someone and wanted to break off.

I kept the ring in my pocket and never let her know my intension

Ouch!
That sucks.

Consider that a massive mistake avoided in the nick of time! yikes.

this thread ROCKS

wow, some great (horrible) stories in here, you can infer the emotion between the lines

i had an ex make me choose between her or my dog.


3 guesses which one won

I guess you were sucking JMans cock all night long.

ouch....sorry dude...life's just that

Oooof ahh... That sucks big time.

Was it a hotdog?

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