Tom Cruise throws a Tissy Fit...
 

What a little fucking baby.

Tom Cruise has threatened not to do any promotion for his upcoming Mission Impossible movie if Comedy Central plays this coming Wednesday's episode where they make fun of Scientology.

Since Paramont owns Comedy Central, this should be interesting to see what happens.

What a fucking cry baby bitch.

hahahahaha

episode of what? south park?

I fucking hate tom cruise, this whiny little asshole... I hope ms. holmes will bite off his little wimpy dick and chew it to pieces...

Ya, my bad, forgot to say, South Park.

Also Chef quit because of this...

Somebody needs to kick his kool-aid drinking ass!

he was in an interracial tranny porn vid here is a thumb i just pulled out
http://www.browncardigan.com/_img/tom_cruise_spill.jpg

how long before i am hunted down for this post and killed?

His pansy ass reaction to that was retarded too.

he is a black michael jackson so i cut him some slack

While I would watch the movie since I like the genre, I would not find it any great tragedy if there were no promotions for it.

Or even if the movie didn't come out at all.

"Now you kids behave, or I'll... I'll... I'll not let you watch me scoop the ice cream before I serve it to you!!!"

How old is that episode? Seems like I remember watching it at least a year ago... seen it at least 2 times in reruns I thought.

Took them long enough to start bitching about it. Someone really needs to slap that guy.

I think Tom achieves the rather incredible feat of making Michael look manly.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

This actually looks like Gorrilla Gras!!!

God damn scientologists always fucking shit up. I have this buddy who was walking the streets and was approarched by the scientologists and their l33t devices; he beat the crap out of them and got away with it.

that go is such a homo

fuck him

only ones he's dissapointing are the housewives and 14 year old girls. no one else gives a fuck

Tom Cruise does my box in

May as well pimp my not used much video site. lol

http://www.bajiggity.com/main/?p=26

There is the vid for the squiriting.

http://www.bajiggity.com/main/?p=30
Tommy talkin about why Brooke Shields shouldnt take depression medicine, and how much more he knows about mental illness. lol

http://www.bajiggity.com/main/?p=25

Dane cook making fun Tom's Jumping episode.

And just for the hell of it more cowbell
http://www.bajiggity.com/main/?p=13
:thumbsup

BusterBunny,

I hadn't seen your sig until today. Dude, John Turturro is a funny fucker!

I heard he quit but is Isaac Hayes a Scientologist?

why mess with people's beliefs? why arent people using the pope having sex with Holy Mary?

Yes he is. He had no problem with all the other religions getting beat up though. lol

Dude they had an episode with a statue of Mary bleeding out her ass a few weeks ago. lol Trust me they hit every religion equally. Thats why id doesnt bug me any. If they just picked on one it would be different.

This was interesting. A January 06 interview with Isaac Hayes and he didn't mind too much about the episode in question.
http://www.avclub.com/content/node/44132

Here are the pertinent snippets

Interviewed by Noel Murray
January 4th, 2006

AVC: There's some pretty harsh satire on South Park. They don't really care who they offend.

IH: But that's their thing! They're success was built on that cutting-edge stuff. I've had to defend them a lot of times. One time on BET Tonight I defended them because Tavis Smiley, the host on that show, was coming at me. It was a call-in show, too, so people were calling in. I told them not to take this stuff seriously. If you do, you'll get in trouble. Just enjoy it. Remember your high-school yearbook? You look at those pictures now, you laugh, right? That's what South Park is. You got to laugh at it. Because we cursed, but we just didn't dare let the principals, the teachers, or the preachers hear it. And we didn't turn out bad, okay? Just look at it that way. Also, usually there's some kind of moral message at the end for the kids, by the Chef.

AVC: They did just do an episode that made fun of your religion, Scientology. Did that bother you?

IH: Well, I talked to Matt and Trey about that. They didn't let me know until it was done. I said, "Guys, you have it all wrong. We're not like that. I know that's your thing, but get your information correct, because somebody might believe that shit, you know?" But I understand what they're doing. I told them to take a couple of Scientology courses, and understand what we do. [Laughs.]


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When I read interviews with him, I picture Chef.

BTW.. those Scientol ogy people are in the malls now too. NICE

geez.. get off the soap box Tom! :disgust

I used to like him till all this shit went down with katie, him jumping on Ophra's couch, the lecture he gave drugs, the bullshit with Brooke Sheilds, I am just sick and tired or him.

He has pissed me off so much with his bullshit that I will not be spending another dime to support anything he does......

What an asshole!!!! :321GFY

I'm so sick of him.

tom get the hint that no one likes you anymore. you are neither marketable nor sellable (wonder why you never won an award other than the razzies?).

"you're too old. let go, it's over" eminem - without me

retire with a shred of dignity and go live at the compound already.

-my post to tom cruise

Scientolomogistical people are scary.

i use to like him too but now i can't stand him he just gets on my nerves with his stupid remarks.

Hopefully, one of his delusional fans will flip out and shoot him one day, or something.

Come on, think for a minute....

Trey and Matt do not care what tom thinks, sure they might have to arm wrestle with the network to play it... but with Chappelle Show not headlining the network anymore, their back to relying on SP to bring the ratings back.

I highly doubt this gets pulled.

Who DOESN'T make fun of scientology?

You'd think the episode of him and John Travolta in a closet would piss him off more... :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Also to answer someone else's post, I do believe this is a new episode, but I could be wrong.

This is the kind of lunacy that occurs when celebrities are made into deities.

I wish I had it in me to hate Tom Cruise more than I already do but unfortunately the shitty movies he's made over the years have made me hate him so much that there's just no way I can possibly hate him more for his moronic beliefs and personality.

By the way, if you like any of Tom Cruise's movies and you're male, consider a sex change operation. You have gender issues.

When, crybaby sissy Tom Cruise got his way...

http://tv.yahoo.com/news/ap/20060317/114265290000.html


What a fucking little shithead.


And yes, it was a re-run, not a new episode.

The only movie i liked him in was cocktail.

Here's the Episode:

http://hollywoodinterrupted.com/sp/sp.ram

from wikipedia.org

"In Scientology doctrine, Xenu (also Xemu) is a galactic ruler (of the "Galactic Confederacy") who, 75 million years ago, brought billions of people to Earth, stacked them around volcanoes and blew them up with hydrogen bombs. Their souls then clustered together and stuck to the bodies of the living, and continue to cause problems today. These events are known to Scientologists as "Incident II", and the traumatic memories associated with them as The Wall of Fire or the R6 implant. The story of Xenu is part of a much wider range of Scientology beliefs in extraterrestrial civilizations and alien interventions in Earthly events, collectively described as space opera by L. Ron Hubbard, the founder of Scientology.

Hubbard detailed the story in Operating Thetan level III (OT III) in 1967, famously warning that R6 was "calculated to kill (by pneumonia etc) anyone who attempts to solve it." The Xenu story was the start of the use of the volcano as a common symbol of Scientology and Dianetics from 1968 to the present day.

Much of the criticism of the Church of Scientology focuses on the story of Xenu. The Church has tried to keep Xenu confidential; critics claim revealing the story is in the public interest, given the high prices charged for OT III, part of Scientology's secret "Advanced Technology" doctrines taught only to members that have already contributed large amounts of money to the organization.

The Church avoids making mention of Xenu in public statements and has gone to considerable effort to maintain the story's confidentiality, including legal action on the grounds of both copyright and trade secrecy. Despite this, much material on Xenu has leaked to the public."

he's a bitch

http://www.dearmadame.com/images/funny/bitchplease.gif

Someone needs to beat his silly ass!