tech books for adult webmasters?
 

can anyone recommend books on photoshop, dreamweaver, html, javascript, etc which place emphasis (most likely not intentionally) on stuff useful to adult webmasters? learning how to draw tea kettles and whatnot is fascinating and all but i'd rather learn how to remove ass warts and create pictures of [labret] and sleazydream making out :thumbsup

there aren't any.. sure the techniques to do those things are in there but amongst the kettles.. just go to anyone of the million AWM resource sites and most will have tutes.. and because those tutes are written by AWM's they will usually be adult related.. btw use the stamp tool to get rid of warts.. and any one of the 5 ways to cut an area out of a picture will give you the ability to put it over the top of another.

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anyone else?

No, but it is refreshing to see someone finally being honest with their screen name.

i think i'm falling for you, cupcake :(

i could write some tutes.

yes, i have writtn several books on the subject
start with this one
http://www.bigmoviez.com/MetaformXBook.jpg

"just go to anyone of the million AWM resource sites and most will have tutes.. and because those tutes are written by AWM's they will usually be adult related"

I may be biased but this is your best way to learn the tricks of the trade from those who implement them. Just to get you started, here's some of the best:

PornResource
YNOT
XBIZ
Cozy Academy
Cozy Frog
The Statistician

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:) i just couldn't be assed to list them.. everyone knows what they are :)

"everyone knows what they are"

not necessarily. but like bhutocracy said, there's a zillion of them. they're free, helpful and open 24 hours a day.

well most WM sites have the same reciprocal links.. but yeah i'll grant you not everyone will know them all.. but i'd find it a bit strange that someone would know about GFY but not any of the other sites and recips.. sorry.. there are just SO many of them i'd find it hard they didn't know of the big 5 or 6 from all the little ones linking to them :)

are you trying to pick a fight with me? :eatmouse

the only things that come outta texas are steers an' queers.. - which one are you?:winkwink:

heheh if we were going to fight we should at least pick something worthy of disagreeing on other than me making excuses for being too lazy to post links eh? :)

hmm. okay. but i'm keeping my eye on you for that steers and queers crack. you watch yourself boyee. don't make me go cowgirl on you :winkwink:

heheh :winkwink: