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mrthumbs 03-16-2006 04:25 AM

Any tech guy who can finetune a sql server for me?
 
This thing keeps giving me issues.. im about to shoot myself.

Freebsd.. sql5.. paypal payments!

icq 160272407 or [email protected]

FuqALot 03-16-2006 04:29 AM

Needed this done the other day, I hit up the hosting guy (webair) and they optimized it for me. It is only one file (my.cnf), I believe, that needs to be edited.

PussyTeenies 03-16-2006 04:53 AM

hit up that dutch guy!

mrthumbs 03-16-2006 05:12 AM

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Originally Posted by PussyTeenies
hit up that dutch guy!

I did.. and we had an appointment he would fix shit yesterday 14:00.......

Mike Seth 03-16-2006 05:42 AM

WTF is SQL5? MySQL5?

Dirty F 03-16-2006 05:53 AM

Darksoul does good work.

mrthumbs 03-16-2006 06:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Mike Seth
WTF is SQL5? MySQL5?

Yes!!!!!!!!!

Mike Seth 03-17-2006 02:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Franck
Darksoul does good work.

Darksoul from emuadmin.com? That is true, and I can attest to that. The setup that I've seen is very tight.

Mike Seth 03-17-2006 02:57 PM

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Originally Posted by mrthumbs
Yes!!!!!!!!!

If you could possibly more specific about what is the trouble you're having then someone would've been able to help you.

fris 03-17-2006 02:57 PM

just increase max connections allowed, and the default is 8M memory size. should be at least 64m

mrkris 03-17-2006 03:55 PM

hit me up on icq - 342500546

PR_EZEKIEL 03-17-2006 04:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Mike Seth
If you could possibly more specific about what is the trouble you're having then someone would've been able to help you.

It sounds like he needs someone to help him with it...i'm sure if he knew more specifically what the problem was then he'd have said so.

Mike Seth 03-17-2006 05:51 PM

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Originally Posted by PR_EZEKIEL
It sounds like he needs someone to help him with it...i'm sure if he knew more specifically what the problem was then he'd have said so.

With MySQL, you do not normally touch the server settings unless you know precisely what is it that you're trying to achieve. "Finetuning" a server is a very uncommon operation. If there is a performance problem chances are it has something to do with the database structure and the way the client application makes queries and as such, thus the first thing to be done is consulting with a competent developer, not a system administrator.

He said "issues". What kind of issues?

mrthumbs 03-17-2006 06:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Mike Seth
With MySQL, you do not normally touch the server settings unless you know precisely what is it that you're trying to achieve. "Finetuning" a server is a very uncommon operation. If there is a performance problem chances are it has something to do with the database structure and the way the client application makes queries and as such, thus the first thing to be done is consulting with a competent developer, not a system administrator.

He said "issues". What kind of issues?


The fact you refused to interpret my "sql5" as "mysql5" displays you are not constructive towards my 'issue'. Actually you're quite annoying although i appreciate your attempts for clarification.

Any my 'issue'? Penis size problems.. as usual :-(

MrKris: hitting you up.

Linguist 03-17-2006 06:19 PM

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Originally Posted by mrthumbs
The fact you refused to interpret my "sql5" as "mysql5" displays you are not constructive towards my 'issue'. Actually you're quite annoying although i appreciate your attempts for clarification.

Any my 'issue'? Penis size problems.. as usual :-(

MrKris: hitting you up.

Saying sql5 shows your ignorance rather than his. There is no such thing as sql5. SQL is a general language, MySQL is a specific implementation of it.
Why would he readily interpret it as MySQL? There's a crapload of DB servers for freebsd.

mrthumbs 03-17-2006 06:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Linguist
Saying sql5 shows your ignorance rather than his. There is no such thing as sql5. SQL is a general language, MySQL is a specific implementation of it.
Why would he readily interpret it as MySQL? There's a crapload of DB servers for freebsd.


Well let me say this: if i knew all that and was as tech-literate as you i wouldnt be asking stupid questions on this forum!!

Linguist 03-17-2006 06:42 PM

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Originally Posted by mrthumbs
Well let me say this: if i knew all that and was as tech-literate as you i wouldnt be asking stupid questions on this forum!!

nah, i'm just saying that you shouldn't slam him for interpreting it incorrectly. He had a good guess that it was mysql5 but you went out all hostile on him AFTER he gave you quite a sound advice. I'd actually consider his advice before/after tuning your server.. it may be an application issue

mrthumbs 03-17-2006 06:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Linguist
nah, i'm just saying that you shouldn't slam him for interpreting it incorrectly. He had a good guess that it was mysql5 but you went out all hostile on him AFTER he gave you quite a sound advice. I'd actually consider his advice before/after tuning your server.. it may be an application issue

You people take me way too serious haha.

But you're right.. i could have been an application issue.. it could have been a hardware issue.. but from my first post it should have been quite obvious im a clueless moron and i need someone to check THAT out..

woj 03-17-2006 06:55 PM

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Originally Posted by mrthumbs
The fact you refused to interpret my "sql5" as "mysql5" displays you are not constructive towards my 'issue'. Actually you're quite annoying although i appreciate your attempts for clarification.

Any my 'issue'? Penis size problems.. as usual :-(

MrKris: hitting you up.

He is actually right, most of the time problems are due to poorly designed db tables or inefficient coding.

woj 03-17-2006 06:59 PM

This is kinda like looking into the engine or transmission because the car is "slow " when really the problem is the driver. If you put an old lady in a race car, it won't go very fast no matter how much you tune the car.

Mike Seth 03-18-2006 03:26 AM

I don't mean to offend anyone, but "issues" is simply not a valid description of a problem. It is an equivalent of "my website doesnt work". How do you know you have a problem? How does it express itself? What did you change prior when the problem appeared? I can't help you unless you give me something to work with. Seriously, you can't just expect to post about "issues" and have a flock of mind-readers fix your DB problems with the power of a thought.

prime 03-18-2006 08:02 AM

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i want some more drama... :winkwink:

Mike Seth 03-18-2006 03:39 PM

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Originally Posted by prime
this one is goood!
i want some more drama... :winkwink:

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