Alabama cow has Mad Cow disease.
 

Bird flu now mad cow? Ok no chicken or beef from now on. wonder if I have time to get a one of those old style nuke bunkers built?

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060313/ap_on_go_ot/mad_cow

Maybe this is a sign to become a vegetarian. And then some new disease will evolve, potato pox or someshit.

That's not an Alabamian cow.. I'm pretty sure it actually came from Canada or atleast its ancestors are Canadians. Stupid Canadians ruining our reputation again. Gotta nuke the motherfucking igloos :2 cents:

let's eat junk foods instead