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don_dinero 04-29-2002 09:35 AM

1,500,000 uniques per day
 
I have a site with 1.5M uniques per day.

There are also a battery of other satellite sites serving it and being served by it.

On ALL sites I have advertising, upsells and downsells.

I serve both webmasters and end users.

I may be selling all this in less than 6 months due to personal reasons.

State a price, only if you are serious about it. And no - I do not accept Monopoly money, Zonks, Triangular notes, $152 bills or sexual tenders.

XXXPaysiteDesign 04-29-2002 09:36 AM

Whats the URL?

Can you prove that it gets that many hits?

Amputate Your Head 04-29-2002 09:37 AM

I got this ol' leakin' waterjug I'll swap ya fer it.....

FATPad 04-29-2002 09:41 AM

Hey. Good idea.

I got a site that's getting 1.5 million uniques a day, too. Who wants to buy it sight unseen without even getting a URL?

Tipsy 04-29-2002 09:41 AM

And I got a spare saggy old cloth cat or 2 laying about.

grumpy 04-29-2002 09:42 AM

yep...whats the url...and a stats page

DTK 04-29-2002 09:43 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by FATPad
Hey. Good idea.

I got a site that's getting 1.5 million uniques a day, too. Who wants to buy it sight unseen without even getting a URL?

I'll buy it dude...I trust ya:thumbsup

HeadPimp 04-29-2002 09:45 AM

I got about a buck-fiddy sitting around here on my desk...

Smegma 04-29-2002 09:51 AM

Ohh.. and thanks for leaving an ICQ number, e-mail addy, or tele..

Doctor Dre 04-29-2002 09:53 AM

lol was probably a joke guys :D

heymatty 04-29-2002 09:58 AM

I'll be selling Yahoo! France soon.

I captured it during the recent political unrest.

don_dinero 04-29-2002 10:28 AM

Thanks for all the kind offers. I will waive (for now, or until I get better offers) the buck-fiddy, saggy old cloth cat and waterjag.

At this stage in my life I will only prostitute for money.

I did not and will not disclose URLs, Stat pages etc. on this forum as it is not the place to do so; Having said that, if you were in my shoes and decided to behave differently I would take kindly to that.

This offer is potentially real (read the original post to understand the meaning of potential and real); There is a real network of sites behind it - with a main URL that gets as many (and more) uniques per day.

The buyer will not need to see any stats pages - he will be able to come here, look at my 20 servers, and analyze the log files for themselves.

So if you are serious about it, and have the cash to support the claim, drop me a line at [email protected], for future reference

SR 04-29-2002 10:33 AM

HAH this is thehun huh?
You wanna get rid of your site because you are tired of those Russian cheaters I bet!

SABAI 04-29-2002 10:39 AM

Quote:

The buyer will not need to see any stats pages

he will just have to bend over and spread his ass cheeks while i'll sodomize him with a cucumber

Jakke PNG 04-29-2002 10:46 AM

Your @yahoo address really impressed me. I'll drop ya the cash later.

ldinternet 04-29-2002 10:48 AM

bwahahahah!

i'm interested. contact me: [email protected]

hyper 04-29-2002 10:50 AM

it's porno.ru folks
he gets 1.5 hits coz the hun image sourced him :1orglaugh

SleazyDream 04-29-2002 10:53 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by hyper
it's porno.ru folks
he gets 1.5 hits coz the hun image sourced him :1orglaugh

ROFL - new business model - piss off the hun, get image sorced by him and then you have REAL third party stats to prove you get 1.5 million uniques a day to sell your site!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BabeHunter 04-29-2002 10:56 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SleazyDream


ROFL - new business model - piss off the hun, get image sorced by him and then you have REAL third party stats to prove you get 1.5 million uniques a day to sell your site!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


that's a uniqe idea

hyper 04-29-2002 11:02 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SleazyDream


ROFL - new business model - piss off the hun, get image sorced by him and then you have REAL third party stats to prove you get 1.5 million uniques a day to sell your site!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

maybe if your nice to the hun, he'll do it , split the proceeds and still be on his good side :thumbsup

Biggy2 04-29-2002 11:02 AM

i live posts like these - NO URLS, and very ambiguous - kinda sounds like a freehost to me personally...

Biggy2 04-29-2002 11:03 AM

on, and only 2 posts..

i remember my favorite guy Rollin had a freehost..

sounds almost as shady..

things that make you go hmmmmmmmmmmmm......

Sexymail 04-29-2002 11:06 AM

It will be pretty funny when you jerkoffs find out this guy isnt bullshitting you:)

Biggy2 04-29-2002 11:07 AM

hey don_dinero, why dont u post an ICQ #, i would love to chat..

IM VERY INTERESTED...

Amputate Your Head 04-29-2002 11:07 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sexymail
It will be pretty funny when you jerkoffs find out this guy isnt bullshitting you:)
it'll be even funnier when you wake up and realize we don't care.

Wiredoctor 04-29-2002 11:12 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sexymail
It will be pretty funny when you jerkoffs find out this guy isnt bullshitting you:)
Coming from you I guess that statement means alot....NOT !!


If he is for real, then he could show some stats to back him up, wouldn't you think?

FATPad 04-29-2002 11:23 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sexymail
It will be pretty funny when you jerkoffs find out this guy isnt bullshitting you:)
Do you want to buy my 1.5 million unique a day site? I sold the first one to DTK, but I have a few more. I could part with one of them if you were interested.

DTK 04-29-2002 11:28 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by FATPad


Do you want to buy my 1.5 million unique a day site? I sold the first one to DTK, but I have a few more. I could part with one of them if you were interested.

You have more??? Why didn't you say so??

AdultWire 04-29-2002 11:43 AM

I don't have enough information to evaluate the worth of your site, but I'm interested. ICQ me.

Pipecrew 04-29-2002 11:49 AM

Magic beans here, who wants magic beans

sexymail? idiot

Sexymail 04-29-2002 12:53 PM

haha the dickhead has spoken, yeah pipefag, ill take a bucket of magic beans... how much will they cost?

Tipsy 04-29-2002 01:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sexymail
It will be pretty funny when you jerkoffs find out this guy isnt bullshitting you:)
Ummm....why? Like it really matters either way.

Sexymail 04-29-2002 01:15 PM

I could care less aswell, but its the same jerks that start posting assumptions on every thread it seems like without any facts or proof, and then the topic goes from an advertisement for a particular program or service to a flame session with no grounds or proof lol, blah blah, im wasteing my breath:321GFY :321GFY :321GFY

X37375787 04-29-2002 01:51 PM

sexymail, stop wasting your time here then, go back to yer spamgrounds where you came from.

Milton 04-29-2002 01:53 PM

Wooow dude!

Sexymail 04-29-2002 01:57 PM

equinox, you have got to be kidding me lol, your such a fucking hypocrite.:thumbsup

Due 04-29-2002 02:01 PM

I got 2 of them.
Both for sale.
I'm selling because my mom just died, my pap is sick so I need to take care of him, I just got married, my wife is pregnant, I joined the army and I wish to focus on my new 2 business ventures amazon.com and yahoo.com.
I'll show you all the stats you like as soon as I received the money. I can show you pictures of a lot of servers if you don't trust me though :Graucho
Serious offers only

Due 04-29-2002 02:03 PM

Ohh almost forgot. Just started school again also :)

YDG 04-29-2002 02:15 PM

Maybe its that interntaional travelling guy from a month back who used to LOLOLOLLLOLOL a lot, and was going to make a fortune in this business and now he has 1.5M uniques and has learnt to speak English properly.

X37375787 04-29-2002 02:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sexymail
equinox, you have got to be kidding me lol, your such a fucking hypocrite.:thumbsup

can I cum over to butter your butthole ?

SleazyDream 04-29-2002 02:19 PM

now now people, we just didn't understand what he meant by "1.5M" uniques a day. I just found out that "M" is a term used for a non-english speaking surfer, so the site gets 1 and a 1/2 non english speaking surfers a day to it.

Biggy2 04-29-2002 03:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SleazyDream
now now people, we just didn't understand what he meant by "1.5M" uniques a day. I just found out that "M" is a term used for a non-english speaking surfer, so the site gets 1 and a 1/2 non english speaking surfers a day to it.
i see, i see

Za Ha 04-29-2002 03:59 PM

Wow people get excited quick !

Sexymail 04-29-2002 04:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Equinox



can I cum over to butter your butthole ?

I would love to meet you
1323 falcon lane.
Arlington, TX 76015

wouncie 04-29-2002 07:41 PM

How are you gonna sell something the potential buyer can't see? fuck I got 2000 servers to sell. Thats 150 million hits a day. All we have to do is break into CandidHosting at about 4am (when it's only 1 tech on duty) and choke the poor guy out! :ak47: :thumbsup

Bring Cash Please :1orglaugh :2 cents:

playa 04-29-2002 10:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by don_dinero

The buyer will not need to see any stats pages - he will be able to come here, look at my 20 servers, and analyze the log files for themselves.

it takes 20 servers to load 1.5 million uniques?

Due 04-30-2002 12:21 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by playa


it takes 20 servers to load 1.5 million uniques?

Yeah didn't you know?
Mu 1.5 million uniques sites used 60 up untill last month.
Then I realised it was better to upgrade to a pentium processor. Now 25 is enough.
Anyone wanna buy 60 state of the art top tuned 386sx servers, all have 32 MB ram, 512 MB IDE33 HD's (huge mutherfuckkers eh? :thumbsup ) and special build FAST parallel cables (switch included... Actually one I made myself with some duck tape and stuff so don't put it too close to anything that can burn)

SleazyDream 04-30-2002 12:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by playa


it takes 20 servers to load 1.5 million uniques?

depends on the amount of cgi involved. if it's straight HTML and small k sized pages it could be on one server

chodadog 04-30-2002 12:27 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SleazyDream


depends on the amount of cgi involved. if it's straight HTML and small k sized pages it could be on one server

Even if they were packed with a shitload of server side prcoessing going on.. do you think they'd need 25 servers? Sounds like a bit of overkill to me.

all the sites i'm working on have heaps of server side shit going on!

EEEEP!!! :helpme

don_dinero 04-30-2002 12:59 AM

People! You are so prolific!

SR: No. I am TheHunk.
SABI: mmm... tempting... but I already said no sexual tenders
ldinternet: Your email bounced. Are you using Microsoft mail servers over there???
Biggy2: Wow! At last someone with more syntax mistakes than I! Sorry. I don't collect posts. I have a life to live.
AdultWire: will do. Also email me your contact details.
Due: AND the dog ate my homework!
YDG: Que?!
SleazyDream: M stands for Modefuckers.
Wouncie: You are full of piss and vinegar today. Now I will let EVERYONE see and touch, except you!
Playa: Yes. When you have 10 different programs/platforms, 1.5M uniques per day, 8 million page views per day, when you have dynamic pages, scripts to run, data bases to query, serve video, audio and etc., and when you run data base servers, web servers, mail servers, streaming servers, backup servers, file servers, report servers and an XBox, you need enough machines. When you serve a stupid html text-only static page an old Casio Calculator would do.

People - calm down! You are too exciteable! All I said is I have this system (and I do), I MAY want to sell it because of my own reasons in 6 months time, I will not discuss ANY detail over the board, and if there is anyone out there who is rich and handsome, I would love to hear from him/her, so that if I decide to actually go ahead and sell in a few months - I will have some leads to talk to.

It's as easy as that.

So serious bidders, spam me. The others can just keep posting here cucumber-up-the-ass posts to add posts to your balance.


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