This isnt good
 

Im as drunk as a skunk, I havnt slept for 48 hours and my mum is coming round for dinner in 3 hours.

She is going to be stressed as she is on her first day of jury service and I have to do something interesting with a turkey breast.

and you thought you were having a bad day :Oh crap

not a problem just keep on drinking :thumbsup

good luck with that ;) hehe

something interesting with a turkey breast sounds like the start of a carry on sketch.

damn 48 hours and drunk? keep on drinking then :P

Lol I think I would just take her out for a nice meal. fuck cooking anything

Your a genius - I forgot Mothers day yesterday as well - sorted!

I thought mother's day was the 26th or something?

I thought it was yesterday - I could be wrong.

I hope Im wrong :upsidedow

I will check but I am pretty sure it is the 26th because we leave for the States on the 20th and everytime I see a poster about it I nag my flatmate about how he has to arrange for his mother to get something while we are away.

My mother is American so I don't need to worry about her until May.

yup, the first link on google when I put in - mother's day uk' said it is the 26th

Thats good news - what isnt is that she just turned up early - and drunker than me.

They got put on a trial str8 away and then they were told that it didnt start until the next day.

So my mother 2 fellow jurors went to the pub and got rat faced.

The face of British justice - oh dear god.

This thread is useless without pics of you doing something "interesting" with a turkey.