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leggs 03-13-2006 04:56 AM

Do Brits Fuck?
 
Not going to get into explanations.
But I'm just starting to wonder.

Damian_Maxcash 03-13-2006 04:57 AM

Well Im guessing my mother must have done at least once.......

SkyWalker2k 03-13-2006 04:57 AM

i think so ;)

s9ann0 03-13-2006 05:00 AM

well ya I do r u asking if the girls do ?

check out http://www.aliciarhodes.com/tour1/
i think thats yes too

Lazonby 03-13-2006 05:03 AM

When we're not drinking tea or moaning about the weather we do find the time for a bit of the old in-out. Missionary position only though; we're British.

Notice how I said "in-out". That's how long it takes British men to come. Our upper lips are about the only stiff things you'll find over here.

leggs 03-13-2006 05:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spanno
well ya I do r u asking if the girls do ?

check out http://www.aliciarhodes.com/tour1/
i think thats yes too

Well...
I don't care about the girls if they fuck or not. (Well not at this stage of the game. Got no problem finding them and they are cheap!)

But I have never seen such lack of interest and/or absolute male failure in any country I have lived in. I'm just completely amazed by it.

leggs 03-13-2006 05:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lazonby
Notice how I said "in-out". That's how long it takes British men to come. Our upper lips are about the only stiff things you'll find over here.

I really like the Brittish. So I'm glad you said it and not me.

bellskids 03-13-2006 05:10 AM

twice! and counting :thumbsup

Brujah 03-13-2006 05:18 AM

These do
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PussyTeenies 03-13-2006 05:23 AM

sometimes if its tuesday

Teodora 03-13-2006 05:24 AM

think they do... they cannot make love :winkwink:

Lazonby 03-13-2006 05:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by leggs
I really like the Brittish. So I'm glad you said it and not me.

You're in London though. It's not representative of the country. If you're in Central London then the men you see are most probably foreign, and they are indeed pussies (especially the bankers). If you are in outer London then you are correct - they are a bunch of losers in white trainers.

If you went to the provinces you'd find some real men. For example, I am from the provinces although I now reside slap bang in the middle of London. So I have an advantage over the pasty locals in that I have the provincial male's sexual prowess and it takes the London girls by surprise and results in some top quality shagging experiences. I've met the three most outrageously dirty girls of my life whilst I've been in London (the dirtiest was Polish, the second English and the third Dutch). Ahhhh, memories of mammaries and depraved raw animal sex :)

Excuse me I just have to go to the bathroom.

leggs 03-13-2006 05:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lazonby
You're in London though. It's not representative of the country. If you're in Central London then the men you see are most probably foreign, and they are indeed pussies (especially the bankers). If you are in outer London then you are correct - they are a bunch of losers in white trainers.

If you went to the provinces you'd find some real men. For example, I am from the provinces although I now reside slap bang in the middle of London. So I have an advantage over the pasty locals in that I have the provincial male's sexual prowess and it takes the London girls by surprise and results in some top quality shagging experiences. I've met the three most outrageously dirty girls of my life whilst I've been in London (the dirtiest was Polish, the second English and the third Dutch). Ahhhh, memories of mammaries and depraved raw animal sex :)

Excuse me I just have to go to the bathroom.

I honestly love the British and if you're looking to have a blast, London is the best place on earth. But, I'm just looking at it from a pornographer and sex worker's point of view. It's blooming rough in Europe and at this moment G.B is shaping up to be the hardest haul I've done yet. Hopefully time will demonstrate otherwise.

On that note,
Lets just say this was the year I came to really really really really respect americans. Man, it is truely the greatest country on earth! Damn, it took living in europe to appreciate just how wonderful americans are. I wish I was in the good old U.S.A. now.

Damian_Maxcash 03-13-2006 05:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by leggs
I honestly love the British and if you're looking to have a blast, London is the best place on earth. But, I'm just looking at it from a pornographer and sex worker's point of view. It's blooming rough in Europe and at this moment G.B is shaping up to be the hardest haul I've done yet. Hopefully time will demonstrate otherwise.

On that note,
Lets just say this was the year I came to really really really really respect americans. Man, it is truely the greatest country on earth! Damn, it took living in europe to appreciate just how wonderful americans are. I wish I was in the good old U.S.A. now.

Im not sure but I would guess you would do better in another city - drugs are a real problem in London - and there are too many girls (and boys) basicly giving it away for the price of a fix.

Bristol would be a good bet - the drug problem isnt as bad - but plenty of money in the city and its still throws a pretty good party.

Lazonby 03-13-2006 05:56 AM

If by 'sex worker' you mean stripper, then depending on how well known you are amongst the punters and whether you do 'hands on' stripping, I could point you in a couple of good directions if you want to make some decent cash whilst you're here.

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Wordsforhire 03-13-2006 05:56 AM

Imup in scotland and well finding a guy that doesnt want sex is your problem. If he 16+ and has a dick then you dont seem to have problems.

Of course older people dont realy admit to their sex lives much but the 16-21 year olds like to brag about how many theyve had, where theyve had it, how theyve had it and all the like.

Maybe living in London is your problem, as said it is ful of foreigners that probably dont even know what the word pussy means. Although there are some needles in the haystack but its finding them thats the problem. Maybe a little less low key city - manchester, newcastle that sort of thing.

Sarah_Jayne 03-13-2006 06:11 AM

trust me they do....the thing is though that they will appear fairly proper in public but when you get in private they are very sexual and usually into a lot of things you would never suspect

Pinklinkz 03-13-2006 06:42 AM

I say old boy
We the british public do not enjoy our dirty laundry been aired in public
we tend to keep our love making secrets in the bedroom I thank you very much

Antonio 03-13-2006 07:23 AM

your problem is that:

1. In London the women are two times more than the men.

2. A flat slightly bigger than my bathroom will cost you $1800.00 per month and more, so even men in their 30s share places with their mates, which doesn't make it any easier to bring a girl over.

Damian_Maxcash 03-13-2006 07:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antonio
your problem is that:

A flat slightly bigger than my bathroom will cost you $1800.00 per month and more, so even men in their 30s share places with their mates, which doesn't make it any easier to bring a girl over.

Thats very true - I hadnt thought of that - and even a cheap hotel room here is $120 or more.

Jarmusch 03-13-2006 09:10 AM

No they don't fuck, they shag. :D

bigdog 03-13-2006 09:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antonio
your problem is that:

1. In London the women are two times more than the men.

2. A flat slightly bigger than my bathroom will cost you $1800.00 per month and more, so even men in their 30s share places with their mates, which doesn't make it any easier to bring a girl over.

looks like london is the place to go

Porno Dan 03-13-2006 09:22 AM

We have shot three times in London and loved working with the British talent.

Porno Dan

leggs 03-13-2006 09:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Porno Dan
We have shot three times in London and loved working with the British talent.

Porno Dan

Hook me up!

Otherwise the only argument I will win this year will be about how stupid it is to go sailing in February. And I fear my hubby will force me to give up the jizz biz.

yol_yo_yo 03-13-2006 09:58 AM

There are few gentlemen in uk now comparison wise.

u-Bob 03-13-2006 10:26 AM

this thread needs pics :)


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