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Dave Masters 03-12-2006 12:39 PM

OMG-Ready Co. Announces Keep 99.9 % WEB CAM Revenue
 
OMG-Ready Co. Announces Keep 99.9 % WEB CAM Revenue


The OMG-Ready Co. today announced the introduction of Cyberlivechat , an exciting feature rich Artificial Intelligence software to replace Adult webcam chats.

OMG-Ready Co. has spent over 8 years developing this cutting edge AI interactive technology. OMG-Ready existing underlying technology that has been running in other industries for two years. The company has positioned itself to overturn the webcam usage paradigm.

Cyberlivechat technology looks like a standard web cam with real people. It appears to be real human girls acting out on the web cams and communicating with the customer. Utilizing our Artificial Intelligence with a video bank library of numerous shots of a live model, results in Cyberlivechat creating the realistic appearance of a live, real time interaction with the human model on the other end.

After the initial investment of shooting short video clips there is no additional payroll for those expensive models.. With Cyberlivechat, there are no difficult staff issues, no time off, no insurance, no sick pay, no taxes, no weekly paycheck to the models. Every time you can replace a human with technology your profit margins soar. With our technology, the income goes straight to you and your bottom line! You can have 10,000,000 unique 24/7/365 additional profit centers for pennies.

Dave Master, sales manager of OMG-Ready, said "Those adult industry leaders that have previewed this agree that OMG-Ready partners will be the only ones left standing when this thunders thru the industry. No other web cam companies will be able to compete in this arena when the ultra low cost of Adult webcam using Cyberlivechat. On the INTERNET, people WANT to believe its real and they will " Is it real or is it Cyberlivechat?

Cyborg-bots are also available, if needed to cover any carrier rules, with a seamless mixture of real humans and ourAI bots. One human operator can control 10 or more Cyborg-bots interactively with the A.I. assisted software and movies.

Cyberlivechats can be used on the web or almost any mobile device. This enables the possibility of many other revenue streams beyond the per minute of subscription service sales, from cross selling to personally endorsing and selling items.

Cyberlivechats technology is Proactive and not just Reactive. It also collects information that the customers supplies in the chat so it can refer to it in the future to enfold the customers fantasy. Cyberlivechat is adaptive enough to fill any niche, kink, language, or interest, and can be modified for Worldwide use.
The future of adult webcam chat is here now.

Further information, questions and demo requests may be directed to Dave Master at: [email protected]

Mutt 03-12-2006 12:46 PM

wtf

:helpme

hmmm.......... fuck off weirdo.

Crypt 03-12-2006 12:47 PM

So if we ask her 200 times to put a finger in her ass, you will see 200 times the same video clip? and we are suposed to not notice?

Kevsh 03-12-2006 12:54 PM

Interesting, but "AI" at the level that we've been able to achieve is nowhere near reality and won't likely be in our lifetimes ... I wouldn't quite write off real live webcam chat just yet.

People still want to interact with a actual person, and the undeniable belief of many customers they may actually "score" in real life with the cam girl/guy can't be replaced by cyborgs.

Good luck with it, anyway, I certainly would like to see it in action.

Dave Masters 03-12-2006 12:56 PM

With 1,000's of small video clips we have made very sure it is always unique, much less the Cyborg part of it makes it very real. We developed this from the ground up over 8 years in development.

khs 03-12-2006 12:59 PM

cyborgs are sexy

fuzebox 03-12-2006 01:21 PM

mail.com?

DBS.US 03-12-2006 01:24 PM

Got a sample?

Young 03-12-2006 01:53 PM

id like to see this shit. reminds me of the burger king chicken

flashfire 03-12-2006 04:54 PM

interesting for sure, but I need a sample

Scootermuze 03-12-2006 06:01 PM

Kinda hard to fathom covering every possibility when it comes to what someone wants to see the gals do...

Might do ok as a sex game, but to try to pull it off as live chat might be 8 years wasted....

IMO..

Pornwolf 03-12-2006 06:13 PM

What the hell? I call bullshit. No url in site.

salsbury 03-12-2006 07:36 PM

probably no url so other cam sites can't dog 'em.

what i'm curious about is what they'll do when the films get "stale". if a user likes a particular cam model he might go see her all the time. who's to say she'll come back and do 1000 more films for a flat rate? how would they make sure two independent users won't figure it out when they have the same girl doing different things simultaneously?

i dunno. i'm skeptical. sci-fi barely touches on this stuff.

Pleasurepays 03-12-2006 07:42 PM

this is pure comedy.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Pleasurepays 03-12-2006 07:44 PM

for those that don't get it... he downloaded the bot software at alicebot.org and set it up for key words to trigger different clips. not too sure why he thinks needing many Gig's of clips to create some terrible illusion of interactivity makes sense... or why he thinks users won't notice when he types "hi sweetums" or mispells something stupid and the bot can't recognize the word and replies with something like "of course i like planets, dont you"

Luc 03-12-2006 08:44 PM

all your sexbots are belong to us.

Shaze 03-12-2006 09:57 PM

this has to be a joke...lol

:1orglaugh

Dave Masters 03-12-2006 10:00 PM

Pleasurepays,
No it has nothing to do with alice period. It was built from the groud up for 8 yrs. And you also are forgetting ONLY bot is ONE version . We have much more than that like i mentioned above, Cyborgs

ready lube 03-12-2006 10:13 PM

I've been seeing this ad all over

Pornwolf 03-12-2006 10:21 PM

All over what?

J$tyle$ 03-12-2006 10:34 PM

Surfer: Hi, sexy!
Cyborg: Hi there. What is your name?
Surfer: MeatPackinGuy
Cyborg: You sound HOT!
Surfer: Can you put your fngre in your ass!
Cyborg: why would you say that?
Surfer: Because you're a nstasy slut!
Cyborg: why would you say that?
Surfer: I mean nasty slut!
Cyborg: Do you really mean that?
Sufer: Damn! This is a waste of time! You're an ICQ bot
:(

Kre8t0r 03-12-2006 10:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mutt
wtf

:helpme

hmmm.......... fuck off weirdo.

Guess all that fancy wording didn't get the desired effect.. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Pleasurepays 03-12-2006 11:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dave Masters
Pleasurepays,
No it has nothing to do with alice period. It was built from the groud up for 8 yrs. And you also are forgetting ONLY bot is ONE version . We have much more than that like i mentioned above, Cyborgs

ok insane person. you don't even know what the fuck "cyborg" means.

do you have a link?

a demo?

are you over 18?

who are the "industry leaders" that told you that you did not have your head up your ass?

humor us with some posting comedy by explaining what it is that you are talking about.
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

chadglni 03-12-2006 11:09 PM

This is the funniest thread ever. Link a demo so we can tell you how retarded you are please. If you shit works you'll have more sales than you can count but I don't see that happening. Do your bots talk and do phone sex too? :1orglaugh

Pleasurepays 03-12-2006 11:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chadglni
This is the funniest thread ever. Link a demo so we can tell you how retarded you are please. If you shit works you'll have more sales than you can count but I don't see that happening. Do your bots talk and do phone sex too? :1orglaugh

AlienQ invented this bot.

the bot will do the following:

- have live video sex chat
- pick winning horses
- make a great spinach salad
- bomb disposal
- do drywall repair
- pilot cruise ships through the panama canal
- prostate massages
- fight in foreign wars with an emphasis on espionage and counter terrorism

and you can keep 99.9% of all earnings!!!

Young 03-12-2006 11:18 PM

http://www.subservientchicken.com/
http://www.subservientchicken.com/
http://www.subservientchicken.com/
http://www.subservientchicken.com/
http://www.subservientchicken.com/
http://www.subservientchicken.com/

Pornwolf 03-12-2006 11:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J$tyle$
Surfer: Hi, sexy!
Cyborg: Hi there. What is your name?
Surfer: MeatPackinGuy
Cyborg: You sound HOT!
Surfer: Can you put your fngre in your ass!
Cyborg: why would you say that?
Surfer: Because you're a nstasy slut!
Cyborg: why would you say that?
Surfer: I mean nasty slut!
Cyborg: Do you really mean that?
Sufer: Damn! This is a waste of time! You're an ICQ bot
:(

Hahahaha, yeah that about sums it up. I think a bit more effort went into Burger King's Subserviant Chicken.

J$tyle$ 03-13-2006 12:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pornwolf
Hahahaha, yeah that about sums it up. I think a bit more effort went into Burger King's Subserviant Chicken.

No shit, huh?

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I want a damn demo with a cyborg!

Dravyk 03-13-2006 12:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J$tyle$
I want a damn demo with a cyborg!

Yer so kinky. :1orglaugh

Dave Masters 03-16-2006 03:06 PM

Check it out ... some "GET IT" :)
Xbiz Feature Article

xbiz.com/article_piece.php?cat=43&id=13888

Kevsh 03-16-2006 04:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dave Masters
Check it out ... some "GET IT" :)
Xbiz Feature Article

xbiz.com/article_piece.php?cat=43&id=13888

From that article I don't see anyone "getting it", it's basically a reporter picking pieces from your press release. But seriously, I'm never one to put down a revolutionary or ground-breaking idea - that's what moves society forward. But your use of "Artificial Intelligence" is overkill. You are not there - nobody is.

Secondly, if you know a lot about live webcams you'll know that one of the primary motivators for customers is a perceived relationship with the model or performer - and for many, the belief that a real-life relationship may evolve. Your technology obviously will not allow for that level of interaction.

Lastly - and not to be too rude here - but if you have spent as much as it appears on your "A.I", you'd think you could afford $150 for a decent design on your homepage! Esp. when an XBix article links to it .. I mean, appearances do account for something and you seem to want to be taken seriously.

http://omg-ready.2.ag/

:helpme


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