Post your Funniest Gay Joke
 

Ok this is an old one, but still makes me lol.

Three gay men in a hot tub washing each others backs, then they see some white sperm floating on the top, they all go, Who Farted.

I went to a gay bbq once. All the hot dogs tasted like shit.


Whats the hardest part of rollerblading?
Figuring out how to tell your parents you're gay.

whats the most popular pick up line in a gay bar?
May I push in your stool

What do gay horses eat?



HAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

look to the mirror and tell me youre not gay. :1orglaugh

LOL nice ones

Gay Couple in Heaven

There were these two friends, one who was gay, who died in a horrible car accident. They both went to heaven and were standing at the pearly gates when St. Peter met them.

St. Peter asked the first man for a picture of his wife. After looking at the picture, St. Peter asked him if he had ever cheated on her.

The man replied, "I was unfaithful to my wife one time."

St. Peter decided to give the man a station-wagon for him to drive around heaven.

Now it was the second man's turn.

St. Peter asked him for a picture of his wife and then asked if he had ever cheated on her.

The man replied, "Actually I'm gay, but here's a picture of my lover, and I never cheated on him."

St. Peter was very impressed and decided to give the man a Ferrari to drive around heaven.

After a few months in heaven, the two friends met up with each other. The second man was bragging about his Ferrari when the other turned to him and said, "I wouldn't be bragging if I were you. I just saw your lover on a skateboard."

:pimp

Now why was this a gay joke?

No one asked you.

haha exactly what i was thinking... must be a glitch in the bot :1orglaugh

What do you call a lesbian with fat fingers??










Well hung!

LOL!! This is the 1st. thread i'll be subscribing to... :upsidedow!!

lol boy alley i know would commnet

I have heard a different version of this joke.


A group of gays were in a pool. They noticed some floating condoms and one asked "who farted?"

In a small cathedral a janitor was cleaning the pews between services when he was approached by the minister. The minister asked the janitor, "Could you go into the confessional and listen to confessions for me? I really have to go to the bathroom and the Widow McGee is coming. She tends to go on but never really does anything worthy of serious repentance, so when she's done just give her 10 Hail Mary's and I'll be right back."

Being the helpful sort, the janitor agreed. Just as expected the Widow McGee came into the booth and started her confession. "Oh Father, I fear I have done the unforgivable. I have given into carnal thoughts and have had oral sex."

Stunned, the janitor had no idea how to handle this situation. Surely 10 Hail Mary's would not do. So, in a moment of desperation the janitor peered his head out of the confessional and asked an altar boy, "Son, what does the minister give for oral sex?"

In reply the altar boy said, "Two Snickers bars and a Coke."

:) ow ow ow keep em cummin` :D

Are there any? :)

What do you call a Jewish gay guy?


Heblew.






What do you call a gay eskimo?





Snowblower.

Yea, I heard a different version that involved a dead gerbil.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh gays take it from behind

give us more :)