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SmokeyTheBear 03-11-2006 04:05 PM

Dont mess with stripper bitches..
 
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060311/...ripper_beating

The second line cracks me up " he was on his way to bible study" then later he says he agreed to a "free" strip-o-gram.. heh

Man Says Stripper Delivered a Rob-O-Gram

ATASCADERO, Calif. - A retired salesman alleged a stripper and her friend beat and robbed him in his home. John Skinner, 54, said he was on his way to Bible study on Jan. 23 when exotic dancer Maureen Murphy, 25, knocked on his door and offered him a free strip-o-gram.


Murphy said a friend had already paid for the show, police said.

When Skinner agreed to let her perform, knife wielding Richard Adam, 23, allegedly forced his way inside and told Skinner he owed Murphy, owner of Bikini Assassins, and another woman money for earlier services.

Skinner said he owed Talbert money for sex one time but not for a previous time when he said she fell asleep before they could have sex.

Adam allegedly tied up Skinner and hit him in the face. Investigators said Murphy went upstairs to find valuables and returned with thong underwear and medication for erectile dysfunction.

The pair allegedly tried to take Skinner's car, but it was out of gas.

Prosecutors charged three people in the case.

Adam was charged with robbery, burglary and inflicting great bodily injury. Exotic dancer Leslie Talbert, 20, was charged with two counts of burglary and Murphy, 25, was charged with robbery, burglary, false imprisonment and battery. A preliminary hearing will be held March 23.

fris 03-11-2006 04:06 PM

heh i remember the time a stripper took off my glasses and she put them inside her pussy, i had to get 2 shots of teqila to get them back

WiredGuy 03-11-2006 04:26 PM

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Originally Posted by fris
heh i remember the time a stripper took off my glasses and she put them inside her pussy, i had to get 2 shots of teqila to get them back

You had to drink 2 shots of tequila or you needed to wash off the glasses with a strong alcohol? hehe. If a stripper did that to my glasses, I wouldn't want them back.
WG

jacked 03-11-2006 04:33 PM

:1orglaugh that sucks who would accept a free strip-o-gram anyway gotta know something like that is a scam...

Morgan 03-11-2006 04:37 PM

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Originally Posted by fris
heh i remember the time a stripper took off my glasses and she put them inside her pussy, i had to get 2 shots of teqila to get them back

now that's what i call "beer goggles"!

Mr.Right - Banned For Life 03-11-2006 04:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fris
heh i remember the time a stripper took off my glasses and she put them inside her pussy, i had to get 2 shots of teqila to get them back

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

adultfora 03-11-2006 04:44 PM

woulden touch those nasty hoes anyway :D

tungsten 03-11-2006 04:46 PM

yea i wouldnt want my glasses back..

beemk 03-11-2006 04:49 PM

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Originally Posted by WiredGuy
If a stripper did that to my glasses, I wouldn't want them back.

haha no shit, would have to quarantine them.

Relish XXX 03-11-2006 05:02 PM

http://www.sploid.com/news/2006/03/bikini_assassin.php

This is that same incident, different report. I love the line here "Skinner apparently thanked God for his good fortune and let Murphy inside."

sexyclicks 03-11-2006 05:06 PM

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Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear
she fell asleep before they could have sex.

:thumbsup

Rochard 03-14-2006 04:56 PM

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pornguy 03-14-2006 04:59 PM

What do people expect from stippers? Most of them are not the best people on the planet.

tristan_D 03-14-2006 05:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fris
heh i remember the time a stripper took off my glasses and she put them inside her pussy, i had to get 2 shots of teqila to get them back

and I have to hear this after seeing that vid of a slut putting a cellphone inside her pussy :disgust

u-Bob 03-14-2006 05:57 PM

:) :)

PixeLs 03-14-2006 06:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear
John Skinner, 54, said he was on his way to Bible study on Jan. 23 when exotic dancer Maureen Murphy, 25, knocked on his door and offered him a free strip-o-gram.

A price he paid for chosing those exotic dancers over that bible study.. :1orglaugh

C_U_Next_Tuesday 03-14-2006 07:10 PM

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Originally Posted by pornguy
What do people expect from stippers? Most of them are not the best people on the planet.

yeah people say this about pornographers too :1orglaugh

Pornwolf 03-14-2006 07:29 PM

That was a story that should have never made it to the papers. I can't believe he went to the cops.


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