This one redneck cowboy janitor called Dude
 

This one redneck cowboy janitor who was always called Dude

He called everyone dude. We asked him what he was into and he said sex drugs and rock and roll. We got in trouble by him for stuffing bread-sticks, pickles, mustard packets, racnch dressing, blue cheese, onions, tomatoes, pudding, pizza, all of our trash and all of Greg's food under the vending machine. He always wore a rodeo shirts blue jeans, and white cowboy hat. He was shot and old. He did not smell even though he was a janitor.