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Yo mama's mouth so big...
...when she smiles she gets lipstick on her ears.
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That's why your mama got one leg and one arm.....they call the bitch Ilene!
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That's why your mama got one leg and one arm.....they call the bitch Ilene!
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Yeah? Well yo momma's so fat when the bitch went bungee jumping the rope broke...
Her ass went straight to Hell. |
:1orglaugh
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yo mamma is so fat that when she wears heels she strikes oil
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I called yo mama ugly and she said "Beauty is skin deep" so I assume she was born inside out.
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Yo mama's so fat, on Halloween she says "Trick or meatloaf!"
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heh.. never heard that one yet.
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classic line... "this thread is useless without pictures"
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Quote:
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Show us some pics of your mama, Matto.
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your mama is so fat i cant tell my joke without getting a hernia
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Yo mama's like a pirate, there she blows
Yo mama is so fat she has three shirt sizes, jumbo, humongus, and "OH MY GOD IT'S COMING TOWARDS US!!" |
yo mama so stupid she jumped out the window and went UP
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:1orglaugh
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Yo mama so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago...
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You mama is so fat she could be the eigth continent.
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