Tip 4 Tip
 

So I have this regular Chinese kid delivery boy who brings me food like 3x/week. He's an INSANE gambler. Money pours through his hands like water. But, WTF, he's young and it's just him. The thing is, every time he delivers food I go for my wallet to give hime a nice tip. But, Raymond (that's his name) says.. "No. no..."

What he wants, incorrigible gamber that he is, is a hot tip on a horse -- :disgust So, I'm like... you sure... and he's like yeah, yeah. Good move, too. I hear he is making a bundle at the track every weekend on my tips. Which is fine. But now get this, the other night the doorbell rings, and it's Raymond!

"Wassup, Raymond?"

"Oh, I was wondering if you had a pick for the 3rd race on Saturday..."

:upsidedow

:Oh crap

"Well, where's my food?"

:upsidedow

:pimp

"But, you didn't order any food..."

"Ah, so you see my point..."










2hp

LOL nice! start charging him for tips :winkwink:

extortionist :winkwink:

...and you've done your good deed for the day :thumbsup

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Mr. Romance

Do you have a tip for the 3rd race on Saturday?

start charging him...

haha that is awesome man


btw...you are eating too much chinese food..lol

and post his pic on gfy :)