the best way to tell someone i love you is....
 

put a big nasty booger on there monitor works like a charm :thumbsup

or a dutch oven perhaps?

Just swallow, and cook a decent ham.

Oh yes that too! The stinker the better :upsidedow

<- self proclaimed dutch oven queen

Two words...

Cleveland Steamer

- PornAddict

ummm, first you need to find someone that loves you

swallowing.......

yes i could imagine..

hahaha i wasnt looking for suggestions it was a statement :P

Herpes would at least keep them thinking about you for a while.

or just fucking stab them in the face and giggle as they bleed and choke on their own blood...

This is GFY afterall ... you had to know they'd be coming
:winkwink:

if you think that the shortest route to a man's heart is through his stomach




.......you're thinking ancient, that theory had long been disproved.......






....when blow job was invented :thumbsup

or a note saying...

"Just Be Home"

just make sure you get all the 'stripper dust' off you before you come home to your girl. ;)

There's a picture I'd love, Love, LOVE to post here...but Barbie I don't know you well enough to be mean to you.

One day, perhaps.

when you care enough to send the very best :1orglaugh

Rusty Trombone Maybe?

Better Yet a Chili Dog!:drinkup

whats a dutch oven?

if you find cat poop all over the computer........it's more than love

I just got a slap on my face when i did that. :(

dont you have one??

He going to lick it off?

lol really im clueless there are so many dutch items in the english language and 99% isnt remotely dutch

so tell me :)

The best way for a woman to show me she loves me is to slowly lick and suck my balls and let me shoot on her face.

ROFL thats funny.

im not shir where the name dutch oven came from but its also known as a dirty sanchez.

anyways its when u fart underneath the sheets and then pull the covers over your partners head so all they smell is your stinky fart. :1orglaugh

don't forget about tossing their salad lmao :)

lol ok thanks proud to be dutch again :1orglaugh

True love is bringing your best friend home for a wild three-way... or bringing a group of good buddies over for an orgy.

and i was about to tell you that you didn't have to tell me, i can feel it.


:(

we like to call that ROMANCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :pimp :pimp