Need a logo, asap. Also looking for designer, see inside.
 

I'm looking for an extremely talented but really cheap graphic designer to be at my beck and call 24/7 who I will only rarely pay for small nearly pointless jobs.

But I do have cash for a small, non-animated logo right now.

Hello? I have money here.

What the fuck is it with people, is my money no good? I was at the fucking Candy Store last week with $700 in cash and I couldn't get a fucking lapdance to save my life.

Seriously folks. How easy do I have to make it to earn a couple of bucks? Who has some skillz?

Okay look, my PayPal login is [email protected] and the password is 3waysrule just pay yourself and email me the logo.

:1orglaugh

Maybe you should run a contest where you pay $15 for $4000 worth of work. You'll still get 50 designers from places where the Peso gets you a mini-van to submit award winning designs.

Yeah but I'm looking for decent quality and coherent engrish.

- "extremely talented but really cheap graphic designer"
- "Hello? I have money here"

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

:helpme

Oh well in that case I can help you. I'l do 57 designs, you can pay me for 14 of them and tell me the other checks are going fedex but then never give me a tracking number. I'll post on GFY how you stuffed me... you will come back with how I did them in purple when you expressly asked for fuscia and you refuse to pay me the $0.14 we agreed on for your 5 page tour.

Survey says: Sold!

Hey these guys are lucky to get work at all, I could just hire some Indian with a Pentium 2 and Photoshop 3.0 to slug away on it.

I think this is a sarcastic post, but if not, wow :(

Anyway the job has been filled.