What are you afraid of?
 

The other night i was walking through a park and i saw a golden retreiver... that shit was just standing there staring me down. i had a flash thought that he could just start running @ me... jump on me and start malling my face off.

I also considered a boot to his skull if he were running @ me... but either way... scary shit imo.

Also had a similar experience @ the honda dealership the other day. This fucking squirrell was starring @ me... so i did a hand signal to scare it away. It was not scared, that sob took like 10 squirrel hops towards me... i stomped... the squirell got up on his back legs and i realized he had scars on his chest. Like some kind of battle rodent or something who was fearless.

He started running @ me so i ran @ him and that got him to run off. then i had to deal with honda nad he was just loose running around the dealership garage... probably looking for some metal to eat.

*mauling

:1orglaugh I think it was being territorial..he wouldn't have done anything to you

pussies :)

You were flashing gang signs at a squirrel?

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i saw his little blue bandana... i had to represent.
lol

some other scary shit would be burning to death. thats not scary i guess, just a horrible thought and way to go.

thanks for the laugh zigx! i'm cracking the fuck up right now hhahaha

haha glad i could be of service.

aw come on... fear is natural... im sure there is something ur afraid of. maybe being tackled by a tranny and forced to submit! ... or afraid of never getting another sale again just out of nowhere.

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how about being killed by the elevator?

that actually happened to one of my girlfriend's friends. This chick got out of the elevator and some how the doors closed on her hair and killed her. Im not sure of the whole story but its crazy.

Also my friend's dad was wearing sandals (fag!) and got his big toe sucked down into an escalator step. it ended up brreaking his foot and toe.

http://www.starterupsteve.com/funny12/billgates01.jpg

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i am afraid of DEATH!

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its a primal fear.

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Bears.


but you would be insane not to be.

Dont do drugs!

Wearing the wrong dress, being embarrassed by a little sister, being exposed a charlatan, chocolate milk, stress -- the usual -- http://www.drunkreport.com/images/drunk.tara.jpg -- :1orglaugh

fuck shes hella dumpy looking.

Im afraid of a psycho killer!!!

then u better watch out for dugmor.

One minute hes an average webmaster, the next hes out randomly fish hooking people.

AAAAAA, how awfully!!!

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oh dude....

nice thread. :)

I am afraid of a psycho chick cutting off my old boy and sticking it through a food processor.

and then forcing me to drink it lol

LOL whats that the middle finger ??? LOL a hand signal to scare animals away? is that when you point somewhere else? i've never heard about it LMAO haha

being buried alive. I had nightmares after watching Kill Bill Volume 2 and the CSI episode where one of them got buried alive

crazy dogs, crazy chicks and ghosts... :)

Seen Monty Python Holy Grail?

Cute rabbit decimates small army... beware the small, cuddly animals! Especially if they have battle wounds and are still up for it.

da po po :1orglaugh

Im afraid of dogs. Two dogs attacked me when I was a kid. It's a great thing my mom came to rescue me.

Moths scare the heck out of me :(

lol yeah wabbits are hell hahaha that was a fun movie :)

These are lovable, well-mannered, intelligent dogs with a great charm. They are easily trained, and always patient and gentle with children. Loyal, confident, sweet and eager to please. It is active, loving and an outstanding family dog. Golden Retrievers enjoy pleasing their masters, so obedience training can be fun. They excel in obedience competitions. Friendly with everyone, including other dogs, the Golden Retriever has very little, if any, guarding instincts.

http://www.kateconnick.com/postcards/trekkergolden.jpg

haha - a golden retriever staring you down - even cats aren't afraid of golden retrievers - they are about as gentle a creature as there is on the planet.

squirrels are nasty little fuckers.

i'm afraid of birds in confined spaces flying around - had some big black ugly crow get in the house through the fireplace and it just kept flying like a maniac into the walls and windows and right at me - my heart rate took a few hours to go back to normal. bats and owls - very scary.

i'm not afraid of death - it's nothingness - i am very afraid of the dying process - i've seen it twice and i can't imagine going through it myself.

The only thing I am afraid of is being falsely arrested and imprisoned for a murder I did not commit.

I am afraid of being alone.

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yeah dood... thats pretty fucking horrible.

Next thin gu know.. your a goatse.

Wtf! You were scared of a golden retreiver? I'd be more worried about a pitbull or some type of dog like that. I'm afraid of waking up gay someday and sucking cock the rest of my life.

i was attacked by a dog when i was about 5..... it got my ear, but they put it back on & ya cant tell unless you see the back of the earlobe... thats wher the scar is..

so i am a bit leary of dogs i dont know, but am pretty good at giving of dominant vibes at them cause i know if you show fear they will actually more enticed to impose themselves on you & bite maybe... (dog whisperer is a cool show lol)

that & i am deftly afraid of heights.... i can be on solid ground & look up at a tall building & get weak kneed... when im on a real high balcony im really nervous, i cant even really enjoy it... but i want to skydive if i can ever get my fatass in back in good enough shape to do it, to try & conquer the fear.

I'm afraid of dinosaurs

Spiders. Handling a tarrantula didn't cure me like I hoped either.

What scares me?

The thought of dying in a car accident. Giant sharks biting me in the ocean shore. And fucking huge ass snakes! Plain and simple truth

What scares me most I guess is seeing myself sorrounded with spiders and roaches.