Fucking Genius Design
 

I read this shit, and wondered, who the fuck came up with the idea of filling a childs toy with toxic waste.


Harry Potter Key Chain Recalled

.c The Associated Press

WASHINGTON (AP) - Hallmark Cards Inc. is recalling about 7,000 Harry Potter ``Magic Potion Bottle'' key chains because they could leak a substance that may be fatal if swallowed.

Kansas City, Mo.-based Hallmark has not received reports of any incidents, the Consumer Product Safety Commission said Thursday.

The product includes a ``potion bottle'' filled with purple-colored mineral oil and red-colored water. It contains petroleum distillate, a fuel-burning substance that can cause breathing problems and become fatal if breathed into the lungs, a safety commission spokeswoman said.

Hallmark is recalling the 3-inch key chain voluntarily. The product is made of styrene and has a green base, a gold top and the letters ``HP'' printed on the bottle.

Same as real dolls...

i can't believe the amount of requests they have for used real dolls.. i mean.. sure they're expensive but..... talk about toxic substances.. *shudder*..boneprones old one would give the new owners a lifetimes supply of crabs..

Happy FUN BALL!
-only $14.95-


Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly and children under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to Happy Fun Ball.
Caution: Happy Fun Ball may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds.
Happy Fun Ball Contains a liquid core, which, if exposed due to rupture, should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at.
Do not use Happy Fun Ball on concrete.


Discontinue use of Happy Fun Ball if any of the following occurs:
Itching
Vertigo
Dizziness
Tingling in extremities
Loss of balance or coordination
Slurred speech
Temporary blindness
Profuse sweating
Heart palpitations

If Happy Fun Ball begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover head.
Happy Fun Ball may stick to certain types of skin.

When not in use, Happy Fun Ball should be returned to its special container and kept under refrigeration...

Failure to do so relieves the makers of Happy Fun Ball, Wacky Products Incorporated, and its parent company Global Chemical Unlimited, of any and all liability.

Ingredients of Happy Fun Ball include an unknown glowing substance which fell to Earth, presumably from outer space.

Happy Fun Ball has been shipped to our troops in Saudi Arabia and is also being dropped by our warplanes on Iraq.

Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.

Happy Fun Ball comes with a lifetime guarantee.

Happy Fun Ball

ACCEPT NO SUBSTITUTES!

A used real doll.....! LOL
Sounds like any girl over 18 I guess...

why didn't they just use koolaid.

Haven't you heard? Sugar is harmful to your health.