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$$$ 03-02-2006 07:42 AM

Intentionally Created Hurricanes Are About To Sweep Our Nation Yet Again
 
FACT: Russian KGB scientists created weather altering technology in the 1970's.

FACT: The majority of Americans consider weather manipulation to be impossible.

FACT: There are US laws of national security that make weather manipulation illegal.

FACT: It is 100% possible that the tsunami in India, and the recent "hurricanes" in southern continental US are nothing more than the result of intentional weather manipulation.

Did the US government intentionally create the tsunami that rocked India and surrounding countries? Maybe to play a large role in cleaning up and supporting countries that mean nothing to us, in a shady attempt to convince the would that our government is compassionate.

Maybe Kayne West was right, lol, Maybe George Bush doesn't like black people. Maybe Hurricane Katrina was sent to rid of the minorities in New Orleans, the 8th most dangerous city in America.

Any organization with the money and resources needed to manipulate weather on a large scale are capable of manipulating weather on a large scale.

Maybe I'm wrong, Maybe I'm right, but there is another Hurricane season coming real soon. Obviously, this is the perfect time to manipulate dangerous weather patterns and blame them on mother earth. If you take a look at a map indicating where hurricanes most usually hit, you'll find that another common path for hurricanes is the North east.

I wouldn't be suprised if at least one cat4+ hurricane hits the North East this hurricane season.

Why did I make the above sentence bold? Because I'm going to book mark this thread and bump it when time reveals that I am correct.

Flood insurance is something everyone should consider.

and one last thing, I'm not some paranoid conspiracy theorist pothead sitting in some basement rocking a tinfoil hat. I am a critical thinking intuitive person who looks at the facts.

chadglni 03-02-2006 07:44 AM

Dumbass.

$$$ 03-02-2006 07:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chadglni
Dumbass.

Brainwashed.

Edit: Prove me wrong.

chadglni 03-02-2006 07:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by $$$
Brainwashed.

Edit: Prove me wrong.

No idiot, prove you're right.

$$$ 03-02-2006 07:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chadglni
No idiot, prove you're right.

Quote:

Originally Posted by $$$$
Maybe I'm wrong, Maybe I'm right, but there is another Hurricane season coming real soon.

and if you consider my theory impossible or unrealistic, you are the dumbass.

Damian_Maxcash 03-02-2006 07:50 AM

WTF?

I will look at most conspiracy theories with an open mind - but this is the crappiest I have heard yet.

BTW - The tsunami was nothing to do with the weather.

chadglni 03-02-2006 07:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by $$$
and if you consider my theory impossible or unrealistic, you are the dumbass.

Dumbass squared.

Even if a Cat 4 hits "the NE" it proves nothing you said.

$$$ 03-02-2006 07:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by damian2001
BTW - The tsunami was nothing to do with the weather.

Maybe it has something to do with what nostrodamous predicted?

The weapons of WWWIII
h. New, horrific, secret, radical weapons monstrosities in WWWIII
i. Atomic device creates greenhouse effect, devastates agriculture
j. Death by the "milky rain" weapon
k. "Explosion of light" causes horrible birth defects
l. The top-secret earthquake-triggering weapon ("ETW")
m. Diplomacy dies with international ETW terrorism
n. ETW unleashed on San Andreas and New Madrid faults
o. Antichrist obtains ETW through espionage, bribery, treachery
p. Death by radio waves

Phoenix 03-02-2006 07:53 AM

run for the hills........run for your life....

chadglni 03-02-2006 07:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by $$$
Maybe it has something to do with what nostrodamous predicted?

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

If you invert the letters and replace this with that you get the word _____ which could have meant __________.

Dumbass squared times 4.

Verbal 03-02-2006 07:56 AM

:helpme




...

Dirty Dane 03-02-2006 07:58 AM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

$$$ 03-02-2006 08:02 AM

http://thomas.loc.gov/cgi-bin/query/z?c109:S.517:
There are 2 versions of Bill Number S.517 for the 109th Congress
1 . Weather Modification Research and Technology Transfer Authorization Act of 2005 (Introduced in Senate)[S.517.IS]
2 . Weather Modification Research and Technology Transfer Authorization Act of 2005 (Reported in Senate)[S.517.RS]

http://uscode.house.gov/download/pls/15C9A.txt
"(2) Weather modification technology has significant potential
for preventing, diverting, moderating, or ameliorating the
adverse effects of such disasters and hazards and enhancing crop
production and the availability of water;

a·mel·io·rate ( P ) Pronunciation Key (-mly-rt)
tr. & intr.v. a·me·lio·rat·ed, a·me·lio·rat·ing, a·me·lio·rates
To make or become better; improve.

$$$ 03-02-2006 08:04 AM

What do you fucks have to say about that?

Dirty Dane 03-02-2006 08:08 AM

It was Jacques Chirac

xclusive 03-02-2006 08:08 AM

KFC created Bird Flu

$$$ 03-02-2006 08:09 AM

"significant potential"

if it wasn't a realistic threat there wouldn't be a law preventing it.

somebody tell me i'm wrong and back it up with scientific proof.

sltr 03-02-2006 08:10 AM

well, it does explain why weathermen can't ever predict the weather right

KRL 03-02-2006 08:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by $$$
What do you fucks have to say about that?

I would say without a doubt the major governments of the world have active "black" programs that relate to manipulation of the weather. However I doubt they've mastered any specific techniques as of yet, but might have fucked up the weather somehow in the process of trying.

Governments with their unlimited resources are pretty much capable of anything with all the technology and research scientists available to them.

I really can't see the US trying to send intense hurricanes into the US though. Maybe to other countries we're hostile with.

Verbal 03-02-2006 08:14 AM

lol, I can see some idiot controlling a hurricane in Washington with a joystick. "Now where's them black peoples at?"

KRL 03-02-2006 08:14 AM

The info on this site is quite enlightening. Whoa!

http://www.haarp.net/

:helpme :disgust

The military has had about twenty years to work on weather warfare methods, which it euphemistically calls weather modification. For example, rainmaking technology was taken for a few test rides in Vietnam. The U.S. Department of Defense sampled lightning and hurricane manipulation studies in Project Skyfire and Project Stormfury. And they looked at some complicated technologies that would give big effects. Angels Don't Play This HAARP cites an expert who says the military studied both lasers and chemicals which they figured could damage the ozone layer over an enemy. Looking at ways to cause earthquakes, as well as to detect them, was part of the project named Prime Argus, decades ago. The money for that came from the Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency (DARPA, now under the acronym ARPA.)

As far back as 1958, the chief White House advisor on weather modification, Captain Howard T. Orville, said the U.S. defense department was studying "ways to manipulate the charges of the earth and sky and so affect the weather" by using an electronic beam to ionize or de-ionize the atmosphere over a given area.

In 1966, Professor Gordon J. F. MacDonald was associate director of the Institute of Geophysics and Planetary Physics at the University of California, Los Angeles, was a member of the President's Science Advisory Committee, and later a member of the President's Council on Environmental Quality.

He published papers on the use of environmental-control technologies for military purposes. MacDonald made a revealing comment: "The key to geophysical warfare is the identification of environmental instabilities to which the addition of a small amount of energy would release vastly greater amounts of energy. "

$$$ 03-02-2006 08:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KRL
I would say without a doubt the major governments of the world have active "black" programs that relate to manipulation of the weather. However I doubt they've mastered any specific techniques as of yet, but might have fucked up the weather somehow in the process of trying.

Governments with their unlimited resources are pretty much capable of anything with all the technology and research scientists available to them.

I really can't see the US trying to send intense hurricanes into the US though. Maybe to other countries we're hostile with.

I agree with you, and I also never said I was positive about this happening. I'm just glad to see that you're thinking realisticly and not simply ruling it out because it's a scary thought.

$$$ 03-02-2006 08:17 AM

Haarp is a fucking crazy originization.

KRL 03-02-2006 08:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by $$$
Haarp is a fucking crazy originization.

That can be said for most everything the US does these days.

:1orglaugh

Dollarmansteve 03-02-2006 09:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by $$$
I wouldn't be suprised if at least one cat4+ hurricane hits the North East this hurricane season.

This isnt a very bold prediction. There is a high probability of this event happening. Here's my prediction

There will be at least one major tornado in Kansas in the next year

idiot.

The Duck 03-02-2006 09:42 AM

sources please

Forest 03-02-2006 10:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xclusive
KFC created Bird Flu

Burger king created bird flu

:thumbsup

WarChild 03-02-2006 10:07 AM

A two headed demon god created the Earth when he farted after some bad heavenly curry. Can you prove otherwise?

WarChild 03-02-2006 10:07 AM

Double fucking post.

chodadog 03-02-2006 10:12 AM

Hypothetically, if it were possible to manipulate the weather.. care to explain how any weather change could possibly cause a tsunami? Eagerly awaiting your enlightened response.

BT 03-02-2006 10:39 AM

"Maybe Kayne West was right, lol, Maybe George Bush doesn't like black people. Maybe Hurricane Katrina was sent to rid of the minorities in New Orleans, the 8th most dangerous city in America."

Yeah Kayne West I think he has the technology to track hurricanes and follow their progress. Get off the weed:1orglaugh

Splum 03-02-2006 10:47 AM

Here is my prediction

You will lose 1 sale for every dumb post you make on GFY

Seriously dont you have anything better to do with your time than to research this obviously useless topic hehehe.

sltr 03-02-2006 10:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dollarmansteve
This isnt a very bold prediction. There is a high probability of this event happening. Here's my prediction

There will be at least one major tornado in Kansas in the next year

idiot.

exactly,

ATLANTIC BASIN SEASONAL HURRICANE FORECAST FOR 2006



Forecast Parameter and 1950-2000

Climatology (in parentheses)


6 December 2005

Forecast for 2006

Named Storms (NS) (9.6)


17

Named Storm Days (NSD) (49.1)


85

Hurricanes (H) (5.9)


9

Hurricane Days (HD) (24.5)


45

Intense Hurricanes (IH) (2.3)


5

Intense Hurricane Days (IHD) (5.0)


13

Net Tropical Cyclone Activity (NTC) (100%)


195













PROBABILITIES FOR AT LEAST ONE MAJOR (CATEGORY 3-4-5) HURRICANE LANDFALL ON EACH OF THE FOLLOWING COASTAL AREAS:



1) Entire U.S. coastline - 81% (average for last century is 52%)



2) U.S. East Coast Including Peninsula Florida - 64% (average for last century is 31%)



3) Gulf Coast from the Florida Panhandle westward to Brownsville - 47% (average for last century is 30%)



4) Above-average major hurricane landfall risk in the Caribbean

marketsmart 03-02-2006 11:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chodadog
Hypothetically, if it were possible to manipulate the weather.. care to explain how any weather change could possibly cause a tsunami? Eagerly awaiting your enlightened response.

hypothetically, it would be possible for a large explosive device to be detonated on a fault line, triggering a larger earthquake. the last tsunami was triggered by a large underwater earthquake.

i am no expert so i have no idea how big of an explosian would be needed to produce an earthquake large enough to create a tsunami, but it might be doable.....

BitAudioVideo 03-02-2006 11:10 AM

just look at the history of hurricanes over the last 150 years and youll see why your wrong.

John69 03-02-2006 11:22 AM

"Bush" has a hurricane machine, he tryed it out on New Orleans last year.

Manowar 03-02-2006 11:29 AM

tin foil hat time

reynold 03-02-2006 08:56 PM

mama said no watching television on school days

BusterBunny 03-02-2006 08:59 PM

http://www.sillyjokes.co.uk/images/p...t-crap-big.jpgx2

Niko Bimini 03-02-2006 09:00 PM

FACT: You are in need of some serious mental health work.

:2 cents:

Ordo 03-02-2006 09:01 PM

I agree with the OP.

I found a video somewhere showing Katrina on a thermal radar or something with a beam of some sort that kept shooting into the center of it. The video was about HAARP and speculation of the technology they are developing.

This stuff is no joke.

BusterBunny 03-02-2006 09:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kandah
sources please

to be found in the latest issue of.....
http://www.littlelostrobot.com/images/ccbanner.jpg

Matt 26z 03-02-2006 09:07 PM

I think it's safe to say that humans will eventually develop methods to accurately control the weather. I believe that HAARP is a very primitive version of what we will have 250 years from now.

Exactly how accurately HAARP works today, who knows.


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