I need to hire someone to sleep for me...
 

What? You're supposed to hire people to do the stuff you don't have time for... right?

hmmmmmmmmmm

Ok Stuart You hire me to sleep fpr you
and I will hire you to watch my kids while I sleep.
deal :)

I get about 10 hours sleep every day...

heh, if I had time to watch your kids, I'd rather be sleeping. But I don't have time for either...

me too...sometimes 12 :) why wouldn't I sleep? there's nothing more important than that... specialy if your working for someone else instead of sleeping, then you're a total dumbass.

:1orglaugh 2 hours tonite is all the sleep I ogt
My son just loves to get up 2 or 3 times in the middle of the nite.

How much does a job like this pay? I have a buddy who does nothing but sleeps all day he would be perfect for you.

I just took a nap... pls send $250 to my epass account :)

If you find a good sleeper, send him my way too. I could really use some help with that.

damn, you're an expensive sleeper.

yes, but i'm very good at it so... :)

im interested to apply for that post. where do i send my resume?