big fish in a small pond
 

* splash *

:pimp :pimp

big turd in a small toilet

*splash* overflow

:thumbsup

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bang ;-)

if the fish falls into the water when no one is around, is there still a splash?

I once named a turk "Franklin" and carried him in my pocket.

that's the sound of one hand clapping

which one, the left or wrong hand?

depends if you are right or left-handed. :) :1orglaugh

hahahahahahhaha cool..:)

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Once, when I was kid (like 10), I came in from playing outside all day and realized I had a great big dump to take, for having over-held it too long, for never wanting to come in from playing. It all whooshed out in about 2 seconds. When I looked in to see what I had made, I laid eyes on the largest continuous piece of excrement I had ever seen. The uber-turd was so long, it made a ring all the waaaay around the bowl, and the ends crossed with about 3 inches to spare at each end -- :1orglaugh

thanks for sharing...I think I need a drink now