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if you are as bored as you all claim help finish this story...........

Abriham lincoln wakes up and rolls over to see last night's one nighter. Again it's another supermodel! http://www.furisdead.com/page/ad-unattractive.jpg

Cause we all know abe don't get with the ghetto groupies:winkwink: And tells her that he has to go before her husband gets home. Abe hops outta bed and tosses on his clothes, making sure to grab a heineken before he leaves the door open on the way out. As he makes his way to the street he remembers his 8am meeting at the oval office, so he quickly hails a cab. The cabbie he chooses reaks of b.o and has a serious foul mouth. Abe just cant stand for this so he asks the dude to "shut his punk ass mouth." Well the cab driver is having no part of this and pulls out his piece and makes abe give him all his cash, then boots his ass out in Harlem. http://www.drivearoundtheworld.com/e...ics/harlem.jpg

Seeing a ball game abe quickly runs to the court, and pronounces himself ready to get in on the action. As all the bro's stare at this crazy ass whiteboy they begin to formulate their plan. Homie #1 steps up to abe and says "what up fool you know where you at?"..to which abe replies "word up my nizzle i got game" and grabs the ball from homie #1's hand and breaks his leg with a fat crossover on the way to a shaq fu dunk. Dropping down from the rim abe belts out "what up now biatch's? Who wants to battle me in a dunkoff for fidy bones?" This pisses off the homies so they shank his ass and drag him to the street, where a good citizen kicks him once then takes him to the hospital.

When abe wakes up he is alerted to the fact that he has had a sex change operation on accident, and is now a fine ass female!.........http://ra.2mcl.com/wp/girls/girls_04.jpg

I give the next person free style carmen's adventure if nobody does, the next time i'm blazed enough i will do it:upsidedow