I'm looking to buy a simple page counter
 

I can buy one or hire a programmer here to write a quickie one.
I need one that works on an html page and is a flat file, doesnt use a database.

Nothing fancy, I just want it to print out in text how many people visited a page, preferably unique visitors, but whatever
I dont need detailed stats or anything at all, just want it to print how many visitors.

All the counters I see online are made by companies that say they dont allow adult. And I dont want an adult counter because I dont want a traffic leak.
Ive tried some counters on hot scripts and they all sucked and I couldnt get any of them to work properly.

so if you know of one, or youre a program who can write one let me know, im looking for buy