Ask me anything in the next hour (but with a twist)
 

Ask me for advice on any topic and more then likely i can relate in some way and be able to give you a little advice.... Don't ask me for advice on how to become rich, because i havn't figured that out yet myself..

this should be interesting... I may be young, but I've had a lot of different experiences and most likely will be able to drop SOME useful info about something

so lets hear it... ask me anything! :thumbsup

Ok. So I am standing in a twisted position, Why is the color blue, blue and not green?

if i wanted to make love to you (not just fuck), what would be the best way to ask you?

GFY Dr. Phil huh?

Because you're husband is in the backyard fornicating with your dog.

Next question.

My cat is attacking me, what should I do?

show up to my house wearing nothing but a wizard hat and snowboarding boots.

Oven.

next question

i'll be right there

I want to learn how to play the piano, whats the best way?

Piano lessons, Einstein.

How do i stfu? I cant stop typing shit.

How do women think, please explain.

Marry rich guy, then divorse and get 50%

how do i get the underside of my balls to stop fucking itching

thought process of a women

1. starts thinking about something
2. thinks she knows what she wants
3. makes a decision
4. starts to think if she made the wrong decision or not
5. emotional breakdown

Cat tranquilizer

Don't shave... trim.

also do a search for oils you can apply , post trimming to lessen the irritation :)

Why is piss yellow and shit brown?

Why do ugly people breed?

Where can I get a Cat tranquilizer at 4:01am?

because there is more to life then being , really really really, really professionally good looking

http://www.offscreen.it/gif/foto/zoolander.jpg

How does my thermos know to keep and coffee hot or my soup hot?

go hang around the skatepark and talk to some meth head skaters, they'll prolly know.

Sorry -
How does my thermos know to keep and coffee hot or my pop cold?

why does Pi have an infinite number of decimals?

.... i seriously hope you're joking. :1orglaugh

How can I learn to grow a TGP? :)

better question..

what made you close www.abercrombie.com and post on gfy? :1orglaugh

ANSWER MY QUESTION DAMNIT!

ask shemp to see his how-to picture :winkwink:

or what? you'll mess up my hair? :1orglaugh

Thanks :pimp

I said grow, not get deterred from even trying. :1orglaugh

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:disgust

Here is another question

WHY DON'T YOU ANSWER MY OTHER QUESTION?

Juicy where the FUCK do you find these pics???

Actually a serious question now - i don't feel tired at all but I need to get up early tomorrow. I have no sleeping pills. Hows the best way for me to fall asleep quickly without getting drunk or knocking myself out?

heres another question for you

when you got a boner watching mr and mrs smith

was it because of angelina jolie, or brad pitt? :1orglaugh

Why does the St. Johns River in Florida flow south to north?

He has memberships probably :1orglaugh

My Dick Is Too Big, Got Any Solutions?

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because of the yakuza

http://www.cheniere.org/images/yakuza2a.jpg

http://www.ed.gov/inits/backtoschool...s/scissors.jpg

keep them coming!

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

OWNED - sorry bdjuf :thumbsup

you probably aren't even kidding!

The child proof ones don't work....????