Why Computers Tech Kill Themselve..
 

Actually my wife sent me this today, i normaly never read all the FWD: shit, her and the family send to me but she made me read this, im glad she did.. funny shit!
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CUSTOMER SERVICE CALL

This has got to be one of the funniest I've heard of in a long
time. I think this guy should have been promoted, not fired. This is a true
story from the Word Perfect Helpline which was transcribed from a recording
monitoring the customer care department. Needless to say the HelpDesk
employee was fired; however, he/she is currently suing the Word Perfect
organization for "Termination without Cause."

Actual dialogue of a former WordPerfect Customer Support
employee (now I know why they record these conversations)!

"Ridge Hall computer assistance; may I help you?"

"Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect."

"What sort of trouble?"

"Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away."

"Went away?"

"They disappeared."

"Hmm. So what does your screen look like now?"

"Nothing."

"Nothing?"

"It's blank; it won't accept anything when I type."

"Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out?"

"How do I tell?"

"Can you see the C: prompt on the screen?"

"What's a sea-prompt?"

"Never mind, can you move your cursor around the screen?"

"There isn't any cursor: I told you, it won't accept anything I type."

"Does your monitor have a power indicator?"

"What's a monitor?"

"It's the thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV. Does it have a little light that tells you when it's on?"

"I don't know."

"Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find where the
power cord goes into it. Can you see that?"

"Yes, I think so."

"Great. Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if it's plugged into the wall."

"Yes, it is."

"When you were behind the monitor, did you notice that there were two cables plugged into the back of it, not just one?"





"No."

"Well, there are. I need you to look back there again and find the other cable."

"Okay, here it is."

"Follow it for me, and tell me if it's plugged securely into
the back of your computer."

"I can't reach."

"Uh huh. Well, can you see if it is?"

"No."

"Even if you maybe put your knee on something and lean way
over?"

"Oh, it's not because I don't have the right angle -- it's because it's dark."

"Dark?"

"Yes, -the office light is off, and the only light I have is coming in from the window."

"Well, turn on the office light then."

"I can't."

"No? Why not?"

"Because there's a power failure."

"A power... A power failure? Aha, Okay, we've got it licked now. Do you still have the boxes and manuals and packing stuff your computer came in?"

"Well, yes, I keep them in the closet."

"Good. Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it up just like it was when you got it. Then take it back to the store you bought it
from."

"Really? Is it that bad?"

"Yes, I'm afraid it is."

"Well, all right then, I suppose. What do I tell them?"

"Tell them you're too damned stupid to own a computer."

working for a web hoster is better:

Cust: Hi I want a web site what do I need to do?

Tech: Just register a domain, come back and get space from us, change your name servers to match ns1.XXXXXXX with your registrar, and upload your site with the information I provided you.

Cust: 4 hours later: is my site up yet?

Tech: Did you register a domain name and sign up for our service?

Cust: No can;t you do all that for me?

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This has been around for a while now, always funny though! :thumbsup

Great!

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