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Far-L 02-23-2006 03:48 PM

designer/programmer job opportunity
 
Webmaster/ Graphic Designer / Template Developer /

Homegrownvideo.com currently has an opening for a talented Graphic Artist / Webmaster to join our team. Applicant must be comfortable working with adult content. This is primarily an in-house position in the Irvine area, near Irvine Spectrum Center in Irvine CA. Applicants not within commuting distance will not be considered.

Applicants should also be a motivated team player with a strong track record of exceeding objectives. They should also enjoy problem solving and have the ability to take initiative. You should have experience in designing and creating web sites, web graphics and web site content. The applicant will be expected to maintain existing websites in addition to building new sites. A working knowledge of HTML, XHTML, CSS, Smarty, Flash, Photoshop, and Illustrator are required.

The successful candidate will have a demonstrated a solid design eye with strong attention to detail and creative instincts. A wide degree of creativity is expected. Applicants should also be a dynamic, motivated, team player with a strong track record of exceeding objectives. Enjoy problem solving and take initiative. You should be well organized and responsible with solid organizational and time management skills.

Major Responsibilities

? Create and maintain web pages and Smarty templates
? Create and design layouts for dynamic templates and data
? Create web graphics JPG, PNG, GIF, SWF, PSD, AI
? Create marketing material, animations and banner ads
? Create gallery pages used for marketing
? Create tours for pay and free sites
? Create standard original file backups for all artwork and organize properly

Expert Knowledge of

? HTML / XHTML
? CSS
? Smarty
? Flash
? Photoshop / Illustrator
? Dreamweaver or alternate editor

Knowledge of

? XML / XSLT
? AJAX / XAJAX
? PHP
? JavaScript
? SQL / MySQL
? PHP MyAdmin

Working familiarity with PHP, MySQL, and JavaScript, relational databases, common Macromedia and Adobe programs is a bonus.

Send us your resume and salary history to [email protected] please include examples of your work.

Your resume and samples will be reviewed, if you do not hear from us it?s because we have not identified a match that best utilizes your skills and qualifications. We are an Equal Opportunity Employer.

Mitch Cumstein 02-23-2006 03:51 PM

AlienQ? :winkwink:

Far-L 02-23-2006 03:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mitch Cumstein
AlienQ? :winkwink:

Nope. He is too good for us. We are not even worthy of his talent which is so vast and limitless that we must forever bow to his unparalleled genius.:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

TDF 02-23-2006 03:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Far-L
Nope. He is too good for us. We are not even worthy of his talent which is so vast and limitless that we must forever bow to his unparalleled genius.:1orglaugh :1orglaugh


:1orglaugh

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE 02-23-2006 03:58 PM

Good luck to whom ever gets this job.

It really is a great opportunity.
ALL BULLSHIT ASIDE.
For the right person this job has enormous potential.

Mitch Cumstein 02-23-2006 03:58 PM

Minions need not apply?

SilverTab 02-23-2006 03:58 PM

mm just wondering, you are looking for a programmer AND a designer?? or only one person who does both jobs?

TDF 02-23-2006 03:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SilverTab
mm just wondering, you are looking for a programmer AND a designer?? or only one person who does both jobs?



hold up,i want that tender ass first! :)

Far-L 02-23-2006 04:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlienQ
Good luck to whom ever gets this job.

It really is a great opportunity.
ALL BULLSHIT ASIDE.
For the right person this job has enormous potential.

Thanks. I appreciate you saying that. Same deal too - all bull aside.

Far-L 02-23-2006 04:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mitch Cumstein
Minions need not apply?


The only minion we would ever consider would be Alien and he turned us down already.

Far-L 02-23-2006 04:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SilverTab
mm just wondering, you are looking for a programmer AND a designer?? or only one person who does both jobs?

We need a designer with some programming skills.

3piece chicken Dinner 02-23-2006 04:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Far-L
Nope. He is too good for us. We are not even worthy of his talent which is so vast and limitless that we must forever bow to his unparalleled genius.:1orglaugh :1orglaugh


Actually in all seriousness, AlienQ would be the perfect canidate. Too bad you guys have the relationship you have. It would be a good situation for both parties.

wild_jayx 02-23-2006 05:44 PM

Can I Apply!
 
FILIPINO WEB DEVELOPER HERE

I WORK BEFORE ON IWEBMASTER MAYBE I CAN APPLY


contact

icq: 267-027-751
email: [email protected]

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Far-L 02-23-2006 05:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 3piece chicken Dinner
Actually in all seriousness, AlienQ would be the perfect canidate. Too bad you guys have the relationship you have. It would be a good situation for both parties.

I know. The only problem I have with Alien is that he blew us off. I don't really care if he is one of R_n's minions.

Big B and Mike B were minions for ages and I love those guys. Being a minion is only an issue when they step into one of my threads to throw blocks on the line of scrimmage.

I truly hold no everlasting grudges or anything. My CE issues regard the principal's actions and the accounting. The minions have zero complicity in those regards; therefore, they are not to be hated - only pitied... and swatted at when they try to fly in and sting me...

Far-L 02-23-2006 05:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wild_jayx
FILIPINO WEB DEVELOPER HERE

I WORK BEFORE ON IWEBMASTER MAYBE I CAN APPLY


contact

icq: 267-027-751
email: [email protected]

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We will consider people outside of the local area, but we are very happy with Treasure's work and prices at Jact Studios so she will always get first dibs - not to discourage you - I am just trying to be upfront about the hierarchy.

Still we do need a ton of work and her plus our in house staff will still not be enough... so go ahead and send your resume. Thanks.:thumbsup

LadyMischief 02-23-2006 07:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Far-L
We will consider people outside of the local area, but we are very happy with Treasure's work and prices at Jact Studios so she will always get first dibs - not to discourage you - I am just trying to be upfront about the hierarchy.

Still we do need a ton of work and her plus our in house staff will still not be enough... so go ahead and send your resume. Thanks.:thumbsup


Awww thanks! It's always a pleasure to work with great people! Anyone who's fits this description should jump all over this one, I am soooo not close enough!

:)

Far-L 02-24-2006 12:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LadyMischief
Awww thanks! It's always a pleasure to work with great people! Anyone who's fits this description should jump all over this one, I am soooo not close enough!

:)

Thanks!

(and bump for the night owls...)

LadyMischief 02-24-2006 01:00 PM

Bump again for Far-L :)

SiningGang 02-24-2006 08:27 PM

whoooosh!:( im not qualified

Spider Ninja 02-24-2006 08:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Far-L
Irvine area

bump for the Orange crunch :thumbsup

sniperwolf 02-24-2006 09:08 PM

wow.. really awesome opportunity !

HomeVideos 02-25-2006 09:00 PM

Bump for the weekend:thumbsup

Ace_luffy 02-26-2006 03:42 AM

goodluck...:thumbsup


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