Mangled English - you don't pay any cent
 

Hey all, this is supposed to be a fun thread. Overseas webmasters often mangle the English language. Sometimes it's funny. Post your best examples here!

This thread is prompted because I was surfing the niche TGPs looking to see how other folks do things. Found this fairly clean (as such things go) little gallery built with stolen usenet pics. Had two ads for free-ezine bucks and an Offshore clicks banner. But I liked these lines:

and

"i could care less"

what the fuck is this post about again?

600 posts!! woohoo

Shit! How did you find my gallery?

Found this gem during gallery reviews.

http://www.freeforest.com/hardcore/0409teen/teen-17.htm

Good stuff.

that is fucking hilarious!

i wonder what country that guy comes from?

"Chat with the real temptresses
One of them spoke
- ...if you don't ending, fuck me to anus. It's my tightest hole...
Her advice is good! I got birth the glass of sperm after reading. And what you will do? "
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. That is funnier than shit!

You gotta love foreigners, they make my stuff look so much better.