I'm Broke and Looking for work.
 

Well not broke but I got room to schedual two more tour builds before the new month starts.

Hit me up on ICQ if ya need some tours done:thumbsup

ICQ: 78943384

I need a tour of the base of my thick n juicy cock up close and personal from a third person perspective... broke enough? LMK

lol buuuuuuump

good stuff :thumbsup

I will be broke when I am a millionaire to:winkwink:

Alien does awesome work. Grab it while ya can. :thumbsup

designers sell their work too cheap - thats a fact.
bump for you

Alien, are you doing non-porn sites? I may need you, soon, if you do.

I like your work.:thumbsup

I thought you were shooting content these days?

brokeback

Don't take this the wrong way...

I wish you luck. I like your work.










Even if you are a minion. :winkwink:

bizzump.

I'll hit you up late next week on that one little thingy we discussed.

So how was the work he did for you?

I think he pissed Jim off before they ever started.

You should check your ICQ.

thank you.
:)

Quote:

Originally Posted by Far-L Don't take this the wrong way... I wish you luck. I like your work. Even if you are a minion. :winkwink:

Zuul be praised.

http://pornacre.com/images/images/152.jpg

2hp

Hey Alien, you remind me of a fat hooker. Where a pretty hooker can demand top dollar and make $1500 with one client because they are in high demand and top quality, you as the fat hooker has to suck a lot of cock at a $1 a piece to make ends meet. That's a lot of cock to suck...better get busy.

In case you missed the analogy...here it is in plain English for you. A top notch designer can demand $1500 for one design job because of the quality but you have to design 20 jobs at $75 a pop just to make the same amount.

Speaks volumes of your "talent". :helpme

Troll baiting, I love it. :)

bump for alien

I will be broke even when I am a millionaire;)
http://www.ialien.com/content/larges/julia6.jpg

Here is a pick for waisting your time with this thread;)

Wasting not waisting, also in the pic above, it's "gets" not "get's". I've noticed numerous spelling and grammatical errors in your hd promos and site designs, have you considered having someone proofread your work?

On the boards I always do typo's it keeps people on there toes in hopes for 1 single response.

On tours though...

Nah, typos very rarely occur and if found are corrected.

Incase ya not been up on current events PS does not have a spell checker.

Nor does GFY:)

Exactly, that's why I asked if you had considered having your work professionally proofread. Much of your work has many spelling and grammatical errors that have never been corrected. As far as saying that you intentionally do typos on the boards to keep people on their toes, that translates into "I have trouble spelling". Also, what's up with the "ya" and "yer" lately, have you relocated to Alabama?

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Show me, if you are such an expert:)
SHow me some typo's in my design productions.

Go 4 itt!:1orglaugh

Thanks for pointing this out to him, I have a feeling he is still using Photoshop 3.

Oh noes! Alienq does typo's!!!

Holy shit call the CIA!

Both photoshop AND gfy have spell check built in.

You're generally so far off the mark, I'm not even sure they'd work for you, though.

Alien, how much are you charging for a 2 page tour these days? I might hit you up soon

Typos not typo's, has anyone ever taught you how to use the apostrophe?

Please do:)

All options are open.

Hit me up on ICQ, might need something done.

Do you have some work you can show me please.