I'm the mother f'in easter bunny
 

for the fire figthers union family thing this year
Should be a blast
but gonna be hot as hell

That's pretty good. Enjoy it. Don't forget to tell the little girls that eating easter eggs will make them pregnant.

They will tell their parents weeks later and when asked where they heard it they will say 'The Easter Bunny!" That will be a riot!

Is this your kid's or your wife's idea again? :1orglaugh