Family Reunion
 

So my wifes family had their annual family reunion. This year we weren't invited. We were even asked to stay away by a "cousin". Why? It seems my sister-in-law had mentioned that I "do porn". So the self serving good christians decided they couldn't be exposed to such evil.

My wife sent them all letters or email basically telling them to fuck off. But she's still devistated. Fucking Iowa sucks. I've got to get her away from these two faced self righteous bastards.

and yet the church is accepted, and that is a much bigger racket

Show up anyway.

walk in fucking your wife and do it on the table while they watch :1orglaugh

Then steal some food and leave

i bet you can get a gfy t-shirt for this event

I want to, but she says no. Some of her family are cops, some are connected pretty high in local government. She's afraid I'll go to jail. They are scum, they would pin something on me for sure. I can do the time, hell it'll just be 72 hours then turned loose, cause they have nothing real to charge me with. I say fuck it, violate my rights....please.

Well, looks you can live without them anyway.. Don't mind them and go on with your life.

Sucks, give her a big hug for me. :(