I heard that I could get free shit here?
 

I heard that I could get free money & other shit on this board. I've been down on my luck recently. You see, I am employed and I get a decent salary... but recently, I was re-visiting my childhood by burning leaves in mom's garage (just for shits & giggles) and I accidentally torched the house and car. Plus, I feel that society owes me.

Send me money, you fucking losers: [email protected]

thanks!! :thumbsup

:321GFY

thats a freebie, next one will cost ya tho

Go post in those contest threads with the rest of the surfers

Thanks chowda, always a pal. :thumbsup

More donations please.

start working. Nothing is for free!

Bad fake nick...

Whats your addy? I'll mail you a turd today.

Make sure its a big fat smelly one :thumbsup

I am deeply sorry for your troubles, I just sent you $500, now I feel better about myself

loooool what a loser

lol, get the fuck out

Come on man, have a heart. I started working for a major sponsor about 12 months ago, so I'll be at the next convention. Send me $100 towards a new car, & I'll buy you a drink in Vegas & tell everyone that you're a stand-up guy. I'll even post pics of my car here when I get it. :thumbsup

wait around for contest trreads

"large pile of dung":

http://www.heffernanclan.com/photoga...el%20pile!.jpg

i always say to newbies who search for a good future here to keep their day job

:smokin

You guys are harsh. You know, I've had a hard life. My dog ran away & my father died 2 years before I was born. :(

Just because I work for a major sponsor, I'm not allowed to beg for money on GFY?

hmm someone has a troll it seems

ill give you a free punch in ya face.. fag ... nah im just playin. freestuff.com is a pretty cool place to get free stuff.

You came to the right place.
You will feel right at home.

2 years huh, great fuckin story, thats just insulting now, fuck off.

heheheh, great

ramos is that you?