I fuckin' hate my car!!!!
 

Shit! Hardly know where to begin!!!

I got this real old mazda from 87' and its been runnin ok for some months now but then this weekend me and the lady decides to go for a ride to shop and catch a movie. And then after 50 miles or so its start saying this really weird noise and smoke starts coming from the engine room. I pull into the side and we walk out of the car and there is now smoke everywhere.

Then a friendly guy pulls over he syays I better call for some help and that I shouldnt drive it anymore not even if the engine cools down, so I do.

I get picked up and we get the car home. And now I've just been told that my engine might has gone bust!!!!

AHHH FUCK!!!
I think I'll get rid of that fucking shit!
and get me BMW or something!!

Here is the solution to your problem:

1. Drive the car to some back alley in the worst part of town.

2. Light the car on fire.

3. Run away like a muthafucka

4. Call the police to report car stolen

5. Claim theft insurance payout from insurance company

6. Go online and spend all your new found money in online casinos

7. Lose all money in those casinos

8. Develop a drinking problem

9. GO FUCK YOURSELF!

10. Repeat

lmao

thats right, but if you get an '87 BMW it wont be much better!

haha
yeah wouldnt that be sweet!

I actually lost $100 last week in a online casino
just cant seem to beat those damn machines haha

while on sports bets im the man
had $250 plus on centrebet.com account last time I checked

Take my advice MikeyBoy, stay away from those New VW Beetles too.

lmao, i just found out both my cars hate me as much as i hate them:1orglaugh

:BangBang: ford
:ak47: chevy

My jetta is giving me so much shit that im selling it and getting a new motorcycle ;)

the summer will be sweet!

Buy a German car!

An '87 car...? Did they make cars in '87? :Graucho

least you got a car hehe
some fucker crashed into mine and trashed it along with my head through the window. Then fled.
2 years later still paying for med bills , no car yet either . :D

sorry to hear
some cunt stole my car 8 months ago

it was then found again but it had been trashed so I had to spend $2000 on it
but lucky me i had insurance on it