If you where in jail, would you...
 

Give it Or Receive it ????

depends if you are going to be my bitch or not

sorry batts but you would be my little bitch :winkwink:

I would have to make you my bitch and i would be very rough with you. I think i would like to be top dog. :1orglaugh

And i would want the top bunk to.

do they give out free lube in jail :Oh crap

its one thing to let me take my anal virginity, but to take the top bunk is way to much :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

No lube bitch, you will take it raw :1orglaugh

:Oh crap :Oh crap :Oh crap :Oh crap :Oh crap

I would get the blueprints tattoed on me :)

Anyone watching jailbreak?

Have you ever seen 25th day? I would do the same.

where is the "both" option?

both loooool

I would use the spoon like in oz..

neither just keep to myself and read, if someone challenged me I would make such a example out of that person. It would never happen again.

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Yeah, if you want your asshole packed full of jail shampoo. They use soap and hot water in place of shaving cream and all sorts of shit.

I'm not sure what would be worse. I think that recieving it might be the better because in the end you might haved a sore ass, but at least you won't have shit on your bare dick.

Edited to say PLUS if you're someone's bitch, you've got somone to protect you, ha ha ha.

it doesn't work that way I'm afraid, if you're loner you're going to get owned no matter what

True story:
It was right before Thanksgiving and I go into court for a traffic violation. Turns out it was the day before I went and had a warrant out. I get arrested and go to jail. Not only did I spend thanksgiving and my birthday in jail, but due to the holidays I had to stay in for about a week because there was no court.

While I was there, a guy slipped a note under my cell door written in Crayon that read.

"Hey, I'm Jeff from cell 232 and I noticed you coming in. You are hot.
If you want to, maybe I can suck your dick sometime and we can full around"


I took the letter and trashed it. The next day, we were all playing cards and he sat down, I never said a word to him. It's jail. You don't "out" someone in jail. You just keep your mouth shut if you aren't interested and leave it alone.

I did. Never had a problem, no more letters. Everything was cool.

But that REALLY fucked me up.

Can I just stay at the corner watching some actions? :(

what a strange thread

WTF...... :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I'd take the death row instead.