My sports rant, #1... 1/2
 

im a little drunk right now so allow me to rant:



WTF is with tall people and basketball?

Is there some rule of life that if your tall, you are supposed to play basketball?

And its like, every tall ass mofo ive ever known, plays basketball.

Whyyyyy?

Becuz its easier to reach the basket? Thats why??? I mean, if your tall n shit, do u say to yourself oneday... "You know what? Im gonna play basketball. Becuz, Im 'tall' ".

I dunno i just think that shit is a stereotype that is mostly played up/

Originally basketball was all about shooting it in to the basket. Back in the day type shit. But now these tall ass mofo's with no fucking throwing skill are enjoying their tall-ass-ness by dunking it and whatnot, doing some half ass shit. I think whoever 'invented' basketball didnt think ahead about some tall ass mofo's playing and just slamming the ball in the basket cuz they have no fucking skill.

The regulation height should be like 5 feet or more higher up... OR... have another fucking basket - 5 feet up, where you get more points for making it. Id rather watch the hustle for getting a missed throw opposed to some fool showboating his 'dunk skills'






Dont get me started on football. They should require mixed martial arts in the bitch. Fuck tackling. Need to shoot for a mofo and give him the rear naked choke... boom! Ball loose. And a touchdown shouldnt be complete until you have a showdown with the other teams QB... UFC style.

The basket should be a hole in the court floor. I'd teach those dang tallies a lesson! :)

too easy

Just face it, being tall is an advantage if it's basketball.