D-cup dilemma
 

I accidentally got my wife?s breast enhancement cream on my yarbles. Now they?ve swollen to fill a double D-cup and are starting to develop nipples. What should I do ?

Cut them off and donate to the local prison. I'm sure they'll have great fun with them. Plus, it's a tax write-off!

You take photos of them, and sell them online. Duh!
Or, you learn to suck your own dick, (Like Equinox can) and give yourself little punches in the balls/tits as you cum.

C'mon use your imagination. You were already stupid... I mean creative enough to rub tit cream on your cock-n-balls. Why not lube up your fingers with that cream and shove 'em up your ass. Maybe you could grow anustits. :1orglaugh

was it really accidental? what the fuck did you think you were putting on? babypowder?