Need personal advice!
 

Dear Personal Advice


My name's Steve. I like masturbating and computers. I have a problem. Not with masturbating or computers, but with my friend Bill. He's not as cool as me, he's not as good looking as me and we do the same job, but he gets paid a lot more money.

How's that fair? It's not. But the problem is I'm too scared to say anything.

So, I just sit there and fume and plot and think about how I'm going to run him over in a car or murder his dog or put viruses on his PC, so he'll never be able to steal my avatar again.

Listen, I'm on the radio. I should get laid every day. But things haven't worked out quite as I expected. I'm consumed by jealousy.

Help! Please!

Steve

c GTA Liberty City Stories

sounds normal to me

:thumbsup

It was a story from the game Grand Theft Auto.

Gfy is not the place for personal advice lmao