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StickyGreen 02-16-2006 05:08 PM

message from anonymous "extraterrestrial helper?"
 
http://www.magneticenergy.org.uk/master.pdf

On another forum, an "anonymous" poster, claiming to be of extraterrestiral orgin, made some rather intriguing claims with regards to a reportedly dire future for mankind.

He/she claims to represent a benevolent interest with a desire to see mankind survive an uncertain future. Sound familiar? I'm sure it does.

However, this story has its own unique twist.

This anonymous "helper" has provided a link to a 230-page manual which supposedly provides all the necessary instructions and schematics to build several devices which run on magnetic energy.

These devices range from a magnetic water pump to something called a "Celestial Particle Transmuter" which supposedly produces and wirelessly transmits "vast amounts of neutral flowing magnetic current... capable of powering 4-10 Hp magnet motors."

Also included are the instructions for a device supposedly capable of curing any and all disease. That would be handy...

It even provides partial schematics for... a spaceship?

Will any of these devices work?

I am curious to hear from some people who might know about mechanical engineering or something like that as to whether or not these projects hold any real potential...

Is this possibly a gift from extraterresitrials, or simply an elaborately planned hoax that comes with a 230-page manual?

After Shock Media 02-16-2006 05:12 PM

If at any point you even pondered the possibility that either any if this would work or that it was from an extraterrestrial being , please seek help.

More Booze 02-16-2006 05:15 PM

Makes me think of "John Titor" or whatever his name was..

xxxice 02-16-2006 05:20 PM

:conehead :conehead :conehead

StickyGreen 02-16-2006 05:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by After Shock Media
If at any point you even pondered the possibility that either any if this would work or that it was from an extraterrestrial being , please seek help.

i'm not saying anything is true or real or not, i just think it's pretty interesting. who the hell would go through all that time to write that 250 page manual along with intricate drawings unless they were getting paid or something? hoaxers must have a LOT of time on their hands lol...

volante 02-16-2006 05:23 PM

Download it and read the first page. It won't take you long to decide if this is total crap or not:

"Second, in the near future the magnetix axis will shift."

Yep, this IS going to happen, But wait:

"The message of the greatest importance is that after the shift, ELECTRICITY WILL NOT WORK"

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Aparently this was first made available to the residents of Earth in 1985 - you'd think someone would have built and demonstrated at least one of the devices by now...

PixeLs 02-16-2006 06:24 PM

Where's that conical shaped device that could magnify a single fart 10 million times creating a destructive nuclear reaction?

I bet that one was rejected. :pimp

SilentKnight 02-16-2006 06:44 PM

http://www.astrosurf.org/lombry/Imag...ct-machine.jpg


http://www.astrosurf.org/lombry/Docu...lm-contact.jpg

mikeyddddd 02-16-2006 06:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by volante
"ELECTRICITY WILL NOT WORK"
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Haven't you seen The Day the Earth Stood Still?

Furious_Male 02-16-2006 06:55 PM

A piss poor attempt at being a "titor"

Phoenix 02-16-2006 08:08 PM

cool this is sort of like this John Wyndham book i read called Chocky

More Booze 02-17-2006 06:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Furious_Male
A piss poor attempt at being a "titor"

A 230-page "manual" isn't what i call a piss poor attempt.

StickyGreen 02-17-2006 11:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by More Booze
A 230-page "manual" isn't what i call a piss poor attempt.

Yea, that's the only crazy part. I think either people are overlooking the material in the manual, or it really is just a bunch of bs...

Phoenix 02-17-2006 11:27 AM

well the earth has changed magnetic poles repeatedly through out time.

that is what most likely caused the flooding from the bible stories.

KRL 02-17-2006 11:38 AM

It has been roughly 780,000 years Since the last polar shift, and Scientists believe we are overdue for another.

Over the last 2,000 years, the Earths Magnetic Poles have been weakening. As the Magnetic strength of the poles weakens, the Earth's properties change. We reached a point where the Ice Caps are melting and running off into our oceans, interfering with our global currents. We can already see the effects of this with the erratic Weather lately.

This kind of change can only happen for a certain amount of given time until the Balance of Earths Axis is disrupted. When enough weight passes the pivot point,
it is inevitable the Earth's poles will shift to compensate for the weight difference. This can be compared to a glass of water. You can only tilt it until the balance is Disrupted, than in will fall, or shift.

Everything electric related will be fucked up unfortunately.

ShellyCrash 02-17-2006 11:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StickyGreen
who the hell would go through all that time to write that 250 page manual along with intricate drawings unless they were getting paid or something? hoaxers must have a LOT of time on their hands lol...

Crazy people have all the time in the world.... :upsidedow

2HousePlague 02-17-2006 11:52 AM

QUOTE

These devices range from a magnetic water pump to something called a "Celestial Particle Transmuter" which supposedly produces and wirelessly transmits "vast amounts of neutral flowing magnetic current... capable of powering 4-10 Hp magnet motors."

ENDQUOTE


This person doesn't know shit about Physics, Electrictiy, Magnetism or Powerplant design.

Let's see the manual.

StickyGreen 02-17-2006 01:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2HousePlague
QUOTE

These devices range from a magnetic water pump to something called a "Celestial Particle Transmuter" which supposedly produces and wirelessly transmits "vast amounts of neutral flowing magnetic current... capable of powering 4-10 Hp magnet motors."

ENDQUOTE


This person doesn't know shit about Physics, Electrictiy, Magnetism or Powerplant design.

Let's see the manual.

the manual is the link at the top of the post...

chshkt 02-17-2006 01:47 PM

Want to know more about the Earth's future space technology and how it's being "downloaded" telepathically from distant worlds for the upcoming First Contact? icq 86056525
Can't discuss this here, although very soon the truth will be there for all to see... but until then... GFY!

StickyGreen 02-21-2006 12:36 AM

energy in the news today...bush says we're on the verge of technological breakthroughs that would "startle" americans...

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060221/...wh/bush_energy


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