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Jman 02-16-2006 09:23 AM

-27 feels like -39 Celcius
 
You got to be fucking kidding me.

Now can someone tel a brother WTF is he doing living in cold fucking canadia...

:helpme

Tom_PM 02-16-2006 09:27 AM

Damn, hopefully it wont be long before your testicles descend again, lol.

Thats too damn cold. Tomorrow it's supposed to go from 53F to 16F here, with some snow in the middle.. no fun!

Matt Collins 02-16-2006 09:29 AM

Damn that is fucking cold!!! Good thing you have Sleazy to keep you warm!!

Here in ATL its 66 F and great weather for golf! Anyone in ATL wanna go golfing??

Matt

CyberCat 02-16-2006 09:31 AM

At that temp. testicles go so far up they can be starter kit for breasts :1orglaugh

Raja 02-16-2006 09:31 AM

It's 9 celcius in LA right now and I don't want to get out of bed 'cause it's cold.

Jman 02-16-2006 09:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberCat
At that temp. testicles go so far up they can be starter kit for breasts :1orglaugh

ROFLMMFFAO

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Vitasoy 02-16-2006 09:49 AM

Glad it's only -1 here :)

fuzebox 02-16-2006 09:53 AM

27C Feels Like 27C

xclusive 02-16-2006 09:55 AM

Time to get a winter home in a warmer climate

Joesho 02-16-2006 09:57 AM

wont you die if you go outside in that cold of weather?

How long before the skin freezes off ?

sherie 02-16-2006 10:11 AM

Yuck dude, that totally sucks. It's ok here, however, we are expecting another storm. We just had some snow, but it's not that bad.

Rochard 02-16-2006 10:13 AM

Nice and warm here in Phoenix again. Day 119 with no rain.....

Jman 02-16-2006 10:52 AM

Ok it's to fuckign cold, maybe if I cuddle with Sleazy it will warm me up... NOT!!!!

Honez 02-16-2006 12:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RocHard
Nice and warm here in Phoenix again. Day 119 with no rain.....

This is my fav time of year here. I am so dreading summer especially if we don't start getting some rain.

Basic_man 02-16-2006 12:36 PM

Welcome to our reality. Fuckin' wind and humidity is killing us :(

CDSmith 02-16-2006 12:43 PM

It's supposed to go to -44C with the wind chill for tonight and tomorrow here. I guess I'll have to put off the usual 2 mile walk with the dog for a couple days until it warms up a bit.

Whatever, this is one last dying effort by old man winter before spring hits and kills him. :D

cool1 02-16-2006 01:34 PM

Ya CD not looking forward to having to go out tomorrow morning.
-44C is damn cold

calibra 02-16-2006 02:42 PM

+ 20 C - Greeks put on sweaters (if they can find them)
+ 15 C - Hawaiians turn on the heaters (if they have them)
+ 10 C - Americans shake, Russians are planting cucumbers.
+ 5 C - You can see your own breathing. Italian cars don't start. Norwegians take a bath. Russians drive with lowered windows.
0 C - Water freezes in America, in Russia it thickens.
- 5 C - French cars don't start.
- 10 C - You're planning a vacation to Australia.
- 15 C - Your cat insists to sleep in your bed. Norwegians put on sweaters.
- 18 C - New York landlords turn on the heaters. Russians make their last seasonal picnic.
- 20 C - American cars don't start. People in Alaska start wearing long-sleeves.
- 25 C - German cars don't start. Hawaiians are dead.
- 30 C - Politicians start talking about homeless people. Your cat prefers to sleep in your pajamas.
- 35 C - Too cold to think. Japanese cars don't start.
- 40 C - You're planning a 2-week hot tub bath. Swedish cars don't start.
- 42 C - Transportation stops in Europe. Russians eat ice cream on the street.
- 45 C - All Greeks are dead. Policians really start doing something for the homeless.
- 50 C - Your eyelids start sticking when you blink. In Alaska, people close the window in the bathroom.
- 60 C - White bears start moving south.
- 70 C - The hell froze.
- 73 C - Finnish special services evacuate Santa Claus from Lapland. Russians wear earmuff hats.
- 80 C - Lawyers put their hands in their own pockets.
-114 C - Ethyl alcohol is freezing. Russians are unhappy.
-273 C - Absolute zero, atomic movement stops. Russians wear boots.
-295 C - 90% of the planet is dead. Russian soccer team becomes the world champion.

8 Characters 02-16-2006 02:46 PM

^ funny post :)

CDSmith 02-16-2006 03:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by calibra
- 80 C - Lawyers put their hands in their own pockets

That caused a smile to appear on my half-frozen face. :D

Lykos 02-16-2006 04:52 PM

-295 C - 90% of the planet is dead. Russian soccer team becomes the world champion.

HAHAHAHAHHA :1orglaugh


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