Ever fall asleep on the Toilet?
 

While reading or surfing the web?

Can't say I have.

nah i passed out on the bathroom floor last friday though. drank damn near a 5th of vodka.. fucking screwdrivers will get you everytime! :)

Not reading or surfing, but once in Vegas. Fell off and bounced my head off the floor.

I am so fast on the toilet that I never have a chance to get comfortable

I am in and out in less than a minute usually....

Once in the Army, I had just come off of 24 hour CQ duty. I went to take a dump just before morning formation, and just fell asleep there on the toilet. My Platoon sargent found me there after formation and chewed my ass! LOL

:thumbsup

I've only fallen asleep by the toilet when it's been one of those hard drinking nights and I need to stay nearby for the next time I have to toss my cookies... not very fun at all! LOL

i fell asleep on the bus today....

we've all been there lol

i've only passed out on it when i've been beebombed; i mean really shitfaced

like the time back in college where i made it to 175 shots of beer, trying to make it to the double century club haha, that was a rough couple days after

My ex-wife's girlfriend did. She was so fucking shitfaced. She went to the bathroom and just disappeared. We found her sleeping on the floor.

only when sick

Many years ago I did when I got back from a late night party... woke up freezing cold and when I tried to get up, my legs had "fallen asleep" and I fell flat on my face with my pants down on my knees. Must have looked super funny. Felt like an idiot.

LOL

did you atleast get time to wipe your ass?

well, I had fallen asleep pretty much mid way through, so I had to wipe my ass while the platoon sargent was yelling at me outside the stall

BTW I am on the toilet right now

40 m,inutes so far just finished checking emails

Gonna read Maxim afterwards

better than shitting in your sleep I guess

In Highschool my 90lb friend "Thought" he could out drink me......so 18 shots of vodka was all he wrote. One guy walked him around the block to his house. He sat on the toilet passed out and his Dad had to whipe his Ass for him.....LOL

i did when i was about 14-15 , my sister was taking me on a day trip to get to the place needed to catch a train with a 2hour travel , went to the bogger , got woken up by someone banging on the door , not sure how long i was asleep for

Goddamnit Juicy!

Now I have this horrific image in my head. That is just SO not pretty.:( :helpme

I sleep walked off of the sofa, got on my knees, whipped it out and pissed on the carpet in front of the television in the living room in front of my family while heavily intoxicated once.:thumbsup

ummm no not me

there's this one time I had a bad diarrhea in the middle of the night that I fell asleep while on the seater

I was so drunk one time that after throwing up on the toilet, I completely passed out on the bathroom floor

.. while at work once, hence, part of the reason i'm working for myself now :)

Damn, how long do you guys take to have a shit?

Slow down, sometimes you just need to stop and smell the roses.

:1orglaugh I hope they snapped a pic

Nope. Maybe it's because I usually bring a cup of coffee with me when taking a shit. :)

Not today.

lol exactly the same here :1orglaugh :1orglaugh