Breaking News: Paris Hilton in coma after car wreck.
 

I wish....

Only I'm not sure I'd be able to tell the difference.

Nevermind.

Innacurate.

What really happened was she was driving down my street, swerved to avoid what she thought was a dog, (turned out to be a chunk of snow) hit a parked car and flew out her car and through my bedroom window. I then fucked her into a coma.

She should be fine in a few weeks.

You fucking well knew when you saw my name to the right of this title that it was %99 likely to be bullshit.

Yet you clicked.

Yew talkin to me?

Again innacurate. I trust your word completely. :D

I heard her little dog got locked in her purse and suffocated.

Right on. Hit me up about this investment I wanna get you into.

thank you for saving this thread from total stupidity

I heard she was actually face-down in the lap of Britney Spears.

So irresponsible of Britney to drive with a whore on her lap like that.

EXACTLY....That's because you have no actual online business....You just post between hits of Meth.

For once you're fucking right...I can't believe it!! That's going in my sig.

'shup jig.

She is in London partying

wtf.
Ppl, if you really dont give a fuck about her, why do you care???

Bassie en Adriaan, Bassie en Adriaan. Dat zijn de beste vrinden, die je maar kunt vinden, Adriaan is acrobaat en Bassie zit vol kattekwaad...

She is so not hot.

Train wreck at 40 for sure!

Her appeal is a real head-scratcher. But there it is.

i didnt even click. :1orglaugh

omfg!

you should try this with xlogger's trance -- http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/4153/britney0ya.gif -- poyfekt fit -- :winkwink:

Agreed. :thumbsup I don't give a damn about this news as well.