The TRUTH about the Dick Cheney hunting accident !
 

Guys, guys seriously now, it wasn't reported for exactly 24 hours because Jack Bauer had to track him down, get addicted to crack, kill 31 terrorists and participate in an onscreen gangbang.

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by himself

The REAL reason why they waited to report the shooting












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two words: oil change.

He also fathered 'Bat Boy'.

His buddy said "I've always fantasized about a big powerful Dick spraying me in the face!"

and then BLAM.

lol lets be honest here. HOW THE FUCK DO YOU ACCIDENTLY SHOOT YOUR HUNTING BUDDY? hes 70 years old and hasn't learned not to shoot over a buddies head when hunting? they need to fry his ass for being so god damn stupid.

If they start frying people for stupidity you could be in trouble.

Srsly you are clueless.

He's just trying to shoot the competition

Look how slippery Dick avoids consequences! Power rocks!

There wouldnt have been consequences whoever it was. What if Im working on a house and a hammer slips out of my hand. It falls off the roof and hits someone in the head putting them in the hospital in a coma. Its called a fookin accident. Accidents happen. My God this is ridiculous. lol