Oh dear god I am so hung over
 

Chick last night was a 4-beerer, but I figured I better get completely smashed just to make sure I didn't remember a thing. All I know is my head and my ass are killing me... and what I really want to know is why she had an adams apple.

Let us praise God. Oh Lord...

Oooh you are so big...

So ab - solutely huge.

Gosh, we're all really impressed down here I can tell you.

Forgive Us, O Lord, for this dreadful toadying.

And barefaced flattery.

But you are so strong and, well, just so super.

Fan - tastic.

Amen.

owned myself via tripod

You're like Robert Carlisle in Trainspotting. He made out with this chic in a car, then realized she had no "hole" :1orglaugh