Scam Warning
 

:warning

Please take this very seriously and be watchful.......

If you shop at Tesco's, this may be useful to know. I am posting this to
you to warn you of something that happened to me, as I have become a
victim of a clever scam while out shopping.

This happened to me at Tesco's in Hatfield and it could happen to you.

Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking 18-year-old girls come over to your car as
you are packing your shopping in the boot. They both start wiping your
windscreen with a rag and Windolene, with their br*asts almost falling
out of their skimpy t-shirts.

It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip,
they say 'No Thanks' and instead ask you for a ride to Sainsbury's. You
know you shouldn't but you agree and they get in the back seat. On the
way, they start having s*x with each other. Then one of them climbs over
into the front seat and performs a s*x act on you, while the other one
steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen last Tuesday, Wednesday, twice on Thursday, again
on Saturday, and despite my best efforts once again yesterday.

Keep a careful eye out, they may not be there for much longer

:thumbsup

:) :)

At least this time you got something in return for your wallet

Too bad you're not in Canada, you could fill up the wallet with CanadianTire money, at least being a 'victim' will cost ya less LMAO :1orglaugh

Go down the market and stock up on cheap wallets - ensure that each time you visit tescos your wallet is empty.

Then - simply replace the stolen empty wallet with another empty wallet and go back to tescos.

Happens to me everyday of the week
that Canadian Tire money does come in handy lol

Hilarious. :1orglaugh

Ha ha.. nice story

anyone that believes this rode the short bus to school. :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh that was pretty funny

Can I get the address to this Tescos :thumbsup

:1orglaugh

i have seen that smae story on so many other froums but with different endings.,

he he he he he he

Next time you go there, just buy a new cheap wallet, don't put anything in it, and put it in your pocket. That way you'll get a free blowjob for the cost of a cheap wallet :)

if your in the adult industry you should know better never to trust content or two hot girls that 'come easy' to you. smarten up, you should have seen it coming - I never pick up people off the street and allow them in my life much less my car. You deserve everything that happened to you - hopefully don't have a wife or gf to explain why your wallet was gone

ROFL :) Funny stuff, yeh i had my wallet stolen in a dark alley by knife point, not as fun really?

Things sure have changed since i left the UK.

Everyone seems to be missing the punch line:

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

HA, that is beautiful! Thanks