Having To Kick Someone's Ass
 

Y'know, I'm a patient fella.

I can take but so much bullshit from a guy before I have to step off knee deep in his ass.

You ever have one of those people who just won't stop startin' shit and you try to reason with his ass but for some dumbass reason he takes kindness for weakness and you have to wear out a knee cap or two kickin' his ass?

Ever notice how nothing else worked EXCEPT stompin' a mudhole in his ass and walkin' it dry???

Why is that? Not only do you have to turn his ass into a hat for him but soon after he wants to be your friend for life?

Why is it some people just won't stop til you break your foot off in their ass?

Why? Ever have someone like that around you?

Some people want to feel as miserable on the outside as they do on the inside.

Have met altogether FAR too many that fit that bill.

Sucks.

Y'know, that must be it. There are some wackos in my neighborhood who get their asses kicked like every other day and STILL don't get it.

What are you gonna do Greg? Hit him with a sketch pad? Stick a pencil up his nose? ;)

Well iffin' it ain't ol' Bill! How's that band goin'?

Bill, believe you me, I'm a fully trained expert in the martial arts and combat. If I punched this mother fucker he would be born backwards in his next life.