Need some advice...
 

i need some advice regarding what to do when your b'f is a lying bastard...

Whos this BF of yours?

I'll kill the lying bastard!

Depends...


Are you a dude or a chick?

im a girl

Very good point.. This is GFY

Are you sure?

last time i checked.... i had 2 tits and a pussy

haha were you hoping i was a guy

http://www.pilotguides.com/images/co...d%20Monkey.JPG

That's her

No, just making sure; you never can tell on GFY

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Oh yeah, almost forgot, the easy answer to your easy question:


Dump his ass and move on

thats too easy
i want revenge!!!!!

You can get really good revenge by sucking his dick then bending over to take a steamy load deep inside.

That always makes guys very very sad :(

hmmmm that does sound good ... i'll take a good chunk out of his dick when im blowing him

Well why didn't you say that in the first place... :firehair :evil-laug

In this case, you have come to the right place. What level of revenge are we looking for?

fuck his best friend.

tape it.

post it on gfy.

sent him this thread.

well that won't quite work.

Try a soothing slow blowjob

What if most of his friends are female?

he might like that

i want sweet revenge....... no limits

1. Do you live with him?
2. Are you still on good terms with him (does he know you're pissed)?

yeah 80% of his friends are female..... and the rest of his friends i dont really think i could.... on a groseness level

I do live with him .... and yes he does know im pissed

Hmmmmm..... gimme a minute

Get some skunk oil from some sort of hunting shop and a syringe... Inject it here and there in the seats of his car :)

Get video of him either having sex or even better smoking pot or doing drugs. Send copies to his entire family on Xmas.

Take some grass killer and squirt huge letters of whatever message you would like to make across his lawn.

Uhm... I'm tired. I can't think of many right now but that should give you a good start :)

forgive and forget the first and second time you caught him...

hahahahaha thats too funny

sometimes its really hard to do that tho

Ok, here's a fun start:

Take his toothbrush and scrub it on the top of a stick of anti-perspirant (deodorant). Make sure that it gets embeded deep in between the bristles...

hahaha thats a good one!!!

Oooooh! I'm jotting that down. Nice one :)

What did he do / what did he lie about?

pics? I thought you were a dude too

how old are you?

THIS thread is NOT gay -- :thumbsup

everybody deserves a second chance... but if the same thing happened on the 3rd time then time to dump him

tell him you have an STD