If you ever watched "Def Comedy Jam!"..then here's a snipet!
 

You just don?t understand?. I?m ain?t scared of you mother fuckers!

When you make love to a black women, I?m gonna tell you got to be good and I?m not talking about myself. Cuz you know fuck?n ain?t nothing but 50 pumps?count em next time you ain?t got nothing to do!

It ain?t nothing but 5 minutes but the ?foreplay? make it seem longer!
But you get a woman?a black women?. Man, I?m gonna tell you something, I don?t care how neat that woman is, how soft spoken she is?if you give her ?Da Dick!? whatever is wrong with you, she gonna let you know what it is..you could have a patch on your eye and your leg could be broke?but when you get done with her?she?ll be like WHOOOOA?.SHIT!?You patch eye mother fucker! You broke leg son of a bitch!

(Courtesy of Bernie Mac ? Def Comedy Jam)

i love bernie mac....

I've got the Martin Lawerence and Chris Tucker on DVD...Def comedy jam was cooool...they need to bring it back...