Breaking News: Dick Cheney Just Shot Someone
 

Hunting Trip, possibly accident, you heard it here first!

Was it Bush?

No, wasn't bush, this hasn't even hit CNN/FOX yet but should soon, fresh off the fucking wire

.no bush, no news

damn :Oh crap

u where did you see/hear this?

It's on CNN right now

I reported it before CNN, I pwned them

looooool awesome

it was on CNN at the same time you reported it.

it's on top in RED you just missed the fact that it was there :thumbsup


good try though

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060212/...nting_accident

Bahahahahaah!

well ok .............. It should be the other way around.....why cant someone just shoot him:2 cents:

whoa! just read it on yahoo news!

lol Id be careful what you say in public JFK lol

Yeah I know..........OK ............I'll take it back .........:winkwink:

You really want the spores released?

Cheney needs to be sealed into a hardened steel tank that's flooded with chlorine, anything less risks the entire ecosystem.

It's no big deal, unless it's point blank or right in the eye. A friend of mine accidentally shot me when quail hunting. A little bird shot's nothing.

NO............NO..................NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOO......NO Spores:Oh crap

These sort of things happen. The press will just have fun with this one.

He shot him in the head

lol

i guess now people will lay off bush for a while cause cheney turned out to be much more stupid :)

lol, why the fuck you gonna say dick cheney "just" shot someone? he shot the guy yesterday...

cheney is the same DICKhead as bush

http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/wireStory?id=1609790
Cheney Accidentally Shoots and Injures Fellow Hunter in Texas

From Yahoo news "The vice president didn't see him," she continued. "The covey flushed and the vice president picked out a bird and was following it and shot. And by god, Harry was in the line of fire and got peppered pretty good."

What a dumb hahahaha , isnt that the whole reason your meant to wait until the bird is in the air , so you dont shoot anybody. LOLOLOLOL

one could only hope..

LOL, directly shot?

He is responsible for over 10,000 Murders in Iraq.

Listen to all the non hunting, Bush, Cheney hating fookers in here. Laughable. :1orglaugh

lelellelele...

I'm sure there's a punchline here somewhere about goin' off half-cocked.

I don't see what the big deal is. Cheney could shoot a man execution style in the head and not get in trouble for it. These guys are above any laws we have.

Ya cause a bit of buckshot during a hunting accident is against the law now. Sheesh. :uhoh

presidents and vice presidents "accidently" killing and injure people? ... no that can't be true... lol

Maybe the guy owned an oil rig or something?

yea, just seen that on the drudge report!!!

How many of his buddies will want to go hunting with him in the future?

Holy Shit, imagine the breakdown of diplomacy!!!!!

Nothing's going to get done anymore now :(
He took alot of his business buddies on these hunting trips.

LOL!!!

He scratched the skin ... no story there.

Everytime they try to report that here in Oz the presenters start Laughing! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :Oh crap

Woopity fucking dooooooo. I can spot the non gun owners in this thread though.

Can we say "oops" haha

Guns are safe, porn is dangerous.
Guns are safe, porn is dangerous.
Guns are safe, porn is dangerous.
Guns are safe, porn is dangerous.
Guns are safe, porn is dangerous.

You're right, they should ban guns. Also add knives, keys, cars, trucks, airplanes, razors, box cutters, hammers, baseball bats, fingernail files, bobby pins, firecrackers, canned goods, rocks, apples and other hard fruits, string, rope, wire, aluminum, steel, hell make it all metal, chemicals, drugs, and nails to name a few.

It was bird shot at about 30 yards. Sounds like multiple parties at fault. Fortunately not much damage.... a few pellets in chest and side of face barely penetrating skin.

pretty funny story, shooting a lawyer

When are people going to learn that guns and republicans just dont mix.

Just another way for Cheney to keep the medical industry in business.

very irresponsible of the vice president.
what a disgrace! shame on him!

Vice President Dick Cheney accidentally shot and wounded a companion during a weekend quail hunting trip in Texas, spraying the fellow hunter in the face and chest with shotgun pellets.

oh, is that true? so what do you think will happen if he killed that poor old man?

"From very reliable sources that I cannot divulge, he has been in contact with Al-Quaeda, a threat to the National safety, a traitor .. so I shot him .. I am a patriot!"
Dick Cheney, VP of USA

" Heck of a job, Dickie "
George Bush, President of USA

Word is he shot him on purpose. He was about to go live about some OIL stuff.

I heard it live from the oval office.