5 things you didn't know about me.
 

1. I once killed a man just for snoring.

2. I am currently in the FBI's witness relocation program for testifying against spacedog in the infamous "I'm a sexy girl" escort ICQ sting.

3. I have more fake nicks than Juicy and Boneprone combined

4. The fleshlights you all currently enjoy were modeled after my asshole.

5. I am really black

I want a refund!

5. I am really black

isn't everyone?

I believe all of them except for #4 we will need pics for that one:)

You do realise what will now happen in this thread don't you?

We will now get people posting pics of big hairy assholes. I can't ever revisit this thread from here on out...LOL>

ok, good to know....:frenchman

At least this one's a lot less subtle than you finding God and leaving the business. Should keep your ICQ safe. :)

People want pics of my asshole. I think I'd rather them think I left the biz for religion...LOL

ummmmm k

That was such a great thread.

How often do you change your gel insert?:upsidedow

Pics are too easy to manipulate. Gotta get a fleshlight user into the "original" to prove this one:upsidedow

*the more you know*

Great! I'll be posting goatse in a second :thumbsup

interesting...............but pointless

as is your existence on this board.

aaaaaaaawwww... that was very heart-rending :upsidedow

Did you know that a westerner could pay you slave wages and you would make more than you do for posting bullshit all day? Hit people up for some other job a retard could do and you'll be sand nigga rich in no time.

lol, just how many fake nicks u have?

slap down :thumbsup :thumbsup

Stupid thread, but i find myself posting and laughing.